Ameritoon

I'm just ready to see him play again. Fantastic player, and one of my favorites to watch.

I've only heard him for a few games now and he hasn't been impressive. That was particularly bad.

I would've stuck with Ancelotti, but it was always going to take a season or two with AVB.

Great finishes on both of those, and that final ball in on the second. Lovely stuff.

Gifted

Do they do the "NFL: loads of guys laughing at a desk!" thing?

This is one of a few times I've watched the buildup to a match on Sky. It's shit.

That was set up perfect for Jose, just couldn't see it out. Still hard to see them losing the tie.

Shot themselves in the foot.

Well he shouldn't be burned out now. No way Guthrie should start before one of those two, only way he should is if we're running three in the middle.

I spent the last few minutes explaining the idea behind LuaLua to my friend, then he does that. Shattered.

I thought got caught before he could finish? Or at least I hope he did.

I can't understand how people (and Lampard) don't get why he doesn't have a bigger role in this team. He's 33 years old ffs.

I'm sure Mourinho would've cleared that ball on the goal instead of uselessly throwing his body around like Ivanovic.

Check your PMs (assuming it's a pdf)

Those quotes are quality.

I can fap to that.

I'd take Leeds back in, more exciting than Wigan or Blackburn.

There was a moment where Djourou looked solid enough about two seasons ago, but that is just completely gone at this point.

Some awful commentary here.

Arsenal

Why is it socially acceptable to have a unibrow?

No two man celebration for Robinho

He scored one similar to that a few months ago, too, I think.

Excellent.