Ameritoon

Tyldesley's voice when Chelsea get a chance...

Yes!

tastey

At 12-years old though you know you shouldn't be kicking someone in the head. The coach definitely faces almost all of the blame, that would have never happened without him.

Pervert

Bayern all over them

Bayern/Basel incredibly open so far.

Jesus Christ. Why?

The fucking Bleacher Report

Nice cross

I went out to get milk and came back to see both goals were scored by the same guy. ffs

Liquid football

There were a lot of really frustrating points where we could've went on the counter and it was lost because of a poor pass.

He's definitely a liability, but fair to play to him for recovering.

Watching in a pub makes you hate Arsenal fans so much more. Whatever, onto the Europa League.

For a second I thought we were going to have all our best players out there. Guess not.

F*** it. Get a pizza too!

About to head out for this, feeling an exciting draw...hopefully.

ESPN using this as the photo for their main story right now. http://soccernet-assets.espn.go.com/design05/images/2012/0311/luissuarezscrewedupfacevafc201200303_576x324.jpg

I genuinely think you're what caused him to sign the new contract. I salute you. ffs man

Yet CRonaldo has more goals in fewer league matches in the last three seasons. Just Saying. Fact. Aye pens and tap ins. Messi's two goals today were a pen and a tap in.

Excellent save, thought that was in.

Any reason Llorente didn't start?

New York looked a lot better with Henry dropping into midfield, I wonder if we'll see that more often, without him they have no one who can create.

I see the Red Bulls defense hasn't improved at all.