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Except this is a pretty shit bowl of ice cream. P.S. Of course a Texan would reference death row.

It's settled, he's in.

why don't you lock yourself instead...... Every betting company slashed the odds on him now..... How do I go about locking myself then?

This needs to be locked. People are getting so desperate they're believing this.

I'll watch, I can't not watch. But I will not buy any merchandise or plan a trip for a few matches until Ashley is out.

Shepard saying he'd sack him too just shows you how wrong this sacking really was.

What the fuck is this? What a ridiculous way to model a football club on. So many fucking things wrong with this I don't even know where to start.

I always thought the people who accused Ashley of "destroying" the club were a bit hysterical, because it just seemed like he was just an idiot. But you can't fluke this kind of ineptitude. It is blatant. I always thought he was a bit thick, and really really naive to how football runs, but this crosses the line.

God, I hope so. You fuckers better destroy Ashley/Pardew/Llambas/whoever. I need a fucking shoulder to cry on.

Still can't wrap my head around this. No fucking owner I've ever experienced has wanted to actually destroy a club, and I seriously think Ashley is. It must be nice to be a fan of a club who actually tries to get better. Fuck me.

The UK media and BBC just give Warner and Sepp a scapegoat for Russia getting it.

Anderson is just so poopy.

Quality guy, Jol must be.

Not even a JFK heart attack could save us from relegation two seasons ago, what's it going to take this time?

Fuck me

BUT HE'S IN NEWCASTLE!

Was thinking, does anyone on here work there? Get the fuck on this guys.

Oh wait, we still play football matches?

This whole thing is surreal, how can one man be so dumb? To the point where he makes a sacking a majority of the fans disagree with, to hiring someone every fan disagrees with. It's insane this is being forced on us.

My dad mentioned this to me. Odd he made the connection as he doesn't really follow Newcastle or the sport, not nearly as much as me at least.

Close, but...

Probably that little cartoon bear from the videos who told you this.

Seriously, twenty might be an understatement.

What? That was the main game on FSC that day. Wasn't on in a single pub. No football whatsoever. Crazy. Must be Florida, never been stuck there trying to find game.