Ameritoon

Shame. Something we would've won with Barton and/or Ameobi.

Clint Dempsey is so thug.

Commentators slating for too many yellows...

We need to find the fucking cunt who asked about scoring and castrate him.

Carroll is our only chance.

Guthrie...

Routledge on for Guthrie or Loven, please.

Obviously your fault then.

We need Routledge, bad.

How does that fucking happen? Before Carroll even hit it I called goal out. Fuck.

They've got a god damn all RED kit too this year... what the hell are they playing at wearing this one today! Probably didn't want it to clash with the poppy.

Jose has been our best creative player so far.

Boobies at this.

Tbf, I've been avidly following this sport in England for four or five years now and I just discovered what they were for.

Fuck. Forgot to change my avatar before this.

That's such an American dressing room. Racist.

That's what he does though, or did last season. Gets himself in good positions and has a few chances, but can't finish them.

Loven with a Big AC header of a few years ago. Just throw your head at it and see where it goes.

Guthrie already pissing me off.

Really fluid here. Lets bag one early!

The Chilean miners have already been saved, Carlos.

This would be a lot easier if Guthrie weren't so shit on the right. He's so similar to Barton style-wise it would make the transition much smoother going into the next three games.

Media didn't really run with it either, or perhaps they have and I've just avoided all forms of it since the game?