Ameritoon

Every week, his team is just full of as many players as possible that scored. The man is a spastic of the highest order. What do you reckon? Do you agree? Fucking pisses me off every time I read that with his stupid face next to it, even though he probably didn't even write.

So, this is nice. I'm going back to sleep.

Was about to say, Rosicky's taking, still a good chance they'll only be down by one. Good call.

This Everton board is fantastic.

And Barca.

Also, well done to Carroll and the whole of the midfield for coming back on the play and making some nice defensive stops.

Thought maybe he got the wind knocked out of him. Got elbowed right in the spot where it does it.

There were a few injuries. I figured 3 or 4 would be it.

Great great great fucking display.

Heart attack I am dead.

Is Ben Arfa just the sexiest thing you've ever seen.

Blatant penalty.

Omg, Ben Arfa. I can't remember the last time I've seen a run like that.

Definitely, would love to see that.

Fucking love Jose more than the world.

This is so beautiful.

Can't. Stop. Smiling.

HOW HAS THE SERVER NOT CRASHED?! OMG

Nice strike, nice first half hour. Well done so far lads.

Good play by Enrique so far.

Tiote is one sexy man.

Lame.

Knew this would happen after Ronaldo put Drogba ahead of Shearer on his team.

Was about to say, pretty crazy. But there's not enough spaces to fill him in.

Great stuff there. P.S. How great of a job to get paid to sit on your laptop and watch a football match?