Ameritoon

Incredible they use the "shouting at storefronts" line when one of them literally screamed at a statue

Christ I can't believe we've watched football without fans for so long. This is great.

Amazing

What a joke

Two or three bad results away from the narrative about Tuchel completely changing

He started

christ, peacock is so far behind. can't believe they want people to pay for this

May Manager of the Month coming up

Can't believe it's been 10 years since his last PL appearance. Feel like he only went away like 5 years ago for some reason.

Dear god, horrific

No sweater in the world could manage this Fulham team out of relegation

Great day for schadenfreude

Of course a week after a turgid performance we do this

love Wilson

There's absolutely no Newcastle fan in the world who thinks we'll win this

No way

Buy him pls

Should score but that's a great save

Shipping out Lejeune was so fucking stupid

Jacobs just showed his ass in the SL saga saying Atletico had left well before they had even considered dropping out. He might be right here, I have no clue, but his opinions should be taken with a grain of salt like everyone else.

Oh, that's awful.

Great cameo from Pulisic

Gattuso would make sense because we're an absolutely batshit club

He apologized on air, too. Seems like everyone has moved on.

After Di Maria was sent off he said "it's that Latino temperament." Did not go over well here.