Ameritoon

Almost everything that could go wrong has yet it's still 3-2

I never want to see Shelvey again

Love Miggy

Not exaggerating to say about 60% of the time I take a shit during a match we score during it.

oh my god

Way too many excited people in the replies to the announcement tweet

Was fun having a fellow American on the team, hopefully we can fill our U.S. quota soon since we're now apparently good at football. Definitely showed his limitations here, just not good enough at beating people 1v1 to make his pace really matter, but he contributed some good moments, including an assist on the first Newcastle goal I saw at SJP.

I was at Willock's PL debut and he wore number 69, so there might be something there.

Ugh

Always new we shouldn't have let go of Ben Tozer

The Neville's absolutely love being gifted a managerial job

Been like that for the last few weeks, too.

Werner has absolutely no confidence

good to see the manager hasn't been running the team his way for a year-and-a-half

I would love to relitigate the James Bond should only be a white man discussion

19-year old Matthew Hoppe just scored a hat trick on his debut for Schalke. Hopefully another good American prospect to add to the mix.

Thought he might've quit the team or died when I saw "Club Statement" Allan Saint-Maximim" turns out it's about sainsbury's

Yeah for sure, the only thing to be optimistic about seems to be the KSA/Qatar agreement and perhaps Ashley's legal attempts.

The fact he lasted as long as he did is an achievement. Thought for sure he'd glass someone outside of a Pizza Express within a year.

Surely Chelsea wont let Lampard survive this

well

Kept that on the entire match just for a deflected stoppage time winner. Bewww

I love the very english accent saying "baconator"

Barnsley just scored a stoppage time winner to give me a win on them, Brentford, Swansea, and a draw for Huddersfield/Forest. One of my better of few wins.