Dan

I think we'll line up like this: Dubravka Yedlin Lascelles Clark Dummett Ritchie Shelvey Diame Kenedy Perez Joselu

The thing that made the two 95/96 shirts so nice was the collars.

Only player who wasn’t terrible tonight was Diamé.

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The center forward is the worst finisher at the club.

Nothing is happening on the transfer front.

Why’s Rafa brining Atsu and Murphy on now when the game is lost? No point risking them to injury in a game that’s already over. He should have bought them on at 1 or even 2 nil when we were still in the game. Infuriating, man.

I think 11/4 for us to go down is generous odds. Tempted to put some money on it.

6-0

Shit club

It’s going to be hard to attract decent players. Players with any ambition won’t want to come to a club in a relegation battle.

This squad is worse than the two that got us relegated.

Proper retarded.

0-2

Why is it that shite players never get injured or suspended?

I just don’t understand.

0-3

Thoothless up front, clueless at the back.

Would take a draw. We’re toothless up front.

0-3

In Paco we trust.

This. Shelvey was the only player in the squad who didn't have competition for his place before Merino's arrival.

Doing a cracking job at LB for a right footed centre half.