Dan

I haven't received it yet but I asked the seller to send me a photo. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

Warning: Do not buy any dhgate specials from yiyunsports166. Look at the colour and pattern difference ?

No, not mine. I just searched #nufc dhgate on Twitter and that was the only one I could see so far.

https://twitter.com/Triad85/status/1673378377351282694?t=n_KByllRHU6IdNXH0UILDA&s=19

Does the last line have anything to do with the size of his phallus?

Please start Targett.

I don't think we'll see both Wilson and Isak start together until top 4 is mathematically secure.

If we were to simplify the badge/crest, I wouldn't be against this mock up.

Bruno's absence will be a huge loss. We failed to win any of the three games that he was out injured for earlier in the season (Wolves, Liverpool and Palace).

I'm sure I read somewhere that he's on ~£100,000 per week. If true, we will never be able to offload him until he's out of contact.

That Palace game is the only PL game this season I've managed to get two seats together outside of level 7.

He'll start both games.

As far as I can see, it's only Craig Hope reporting that ASM is out. Didn't he recently say Isak would be back for this game (before Eddie ruled him out)? Hopefully he's has some mis-information

Pope Trippier Schar Botman Targett Willock Joelinton Bruno Miggy Wilson ASM 2-0 NUFC

Today was his 23rd goal in 48 PL appearances for NUFC. Great return considering the injuries.

That one is nearly as bad as the "Nick Pope, in the middle of our goal" one..

No.

Nearly a full house if you believe the club. I can't remember for sure but I thought it was around the 25K mark. That would be brilliant this time around but I can't see it happening.

What was the attendance for the Spurs boycott?

I'm going to be optimistic and predict a 0-0.

We're only capable of getting points if both Shelvey and Lascelles play the 90.

If he goes for 4 at the back it has to be Lascelles and Fernandez for me, should they both be available for selection.

Fleetwood away.

Kenedy