Dan

If Howe was sacked, how much would it cost to get Xabi Alonso out of Leverkusen?

Best center half the club has ever had imo.

I can't see Howe changing the back 4 for this one.

No need to panic.

A good excuse to drop Bruno.

Yeah, this is what I assumed but the email says: 'Please note: your membership card is not a ticket and does not grant access to the stadium for any event.' ??‍♂️

What is the point in the digital membership card if it doesn't grant you access to the stadium?

I blame the white socks.

Barnes over Gordon.

For those with IPTV, this is on DAZN Italia.

My dhgate special has arrived. Is it just me or is it a lighter green than the o.g?

I haven't received it yet but I asked the seller to send me a photo. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

Warning: Do not buy any dhgate specials from yiyunsports166. Look at the colour and pattern difference ?

No, not mine. I just searched #nufc dhgate on Twitter and that was the only one I could see so far.

https://twitter.com/Triad85/status/1673378377351282694?t=n_KByllRHU6IdNXH0UILDA&s=19

Does the last line have anything to do with the size of his phallus?

Please start Targett.

I don't think we'll see both Wilson and Isak start together until top 4 is mathematically secure.

If we were to simplify the badge/crest, I wouldn't be against this mock up.

Bruno's absence will be a huge loss. We failed to win any of the three games that he was out injured for earlier in the season (Wolves, Liverpool and Palace).

I'm sure I read somewhere that he's on ~£100,000 per week. If true, we will never be able to offload him until he's out of contact.

That Palace game is the only PL game this season I've managed to get two seats together outside of level 7.

He'll start both games.