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He'll score tomorrow.

He plays like i do on pro evo.

I don't watch a ton of foreign football, so i don't know. But do the likes of Messi, Ronaldo, etc regularly run from their own half to score? Because i can't imagine they do. Correct me if i'm wrong but Ben Arfa seems a fairly unique sort of talent. The goals against Bolton and Blackburn were mindblowing, two in a season, considering he hasn't played every game and the season aint over.

Publicity machine, oh sweet jesus. My hernia AGAIN.

I didn't see that much of bayerns win last night. But they seemed to be starting sammy davis jnr at full back, which has to be a concern for us?

If he's the type of guy who'd go to Villa for an extra few quid then he's exactly the sort of player we don't want.

3'9" tall according to wiki, bit worrying.

Is that not the diarra that went to portsmouth and told them they were a stepping stone because he was dead good, and too good for them?

Nigh on impossible to do this and i've been mulling it over all day. Totally forgot i'd seen Zidane play until i read through this thread. I think it would be easier to pick my own favourite XI, but even that's too hard. I think, although i'm not sure, i seen Paulo Maldini play in a friendly around 1987 so he's definately in. But after him and Zidane i don't know. I'd pick Henrik Larsson i think. Scheichel in goal, although Shay Given is probably my favourite ever Newcastle player. I used to love watching Mark Hughes playing as a kid, but i wouldn't try to argue he was good enough to be in my team. Fuck knows!

Anyone watching Motherwell vs Celtic? Wtf have Celtic got on the back of their shirts?

My wife's a tim, in fact half my family are, so i've seen a shitload of this fella. And i wouldnn't have the fucker giftwrapped! No way is he good enough for a good premier lkeague side.

Who's the farter?

City have played better when the pressure's been off though. This. I don't think there's a good situation to play city. If the league is lost and they put a second string side out, it'll still be strong. But on the other hand they look fragile under pressure, so it could be beneficial to us if they're still in the running.

He swerves to the left, He swerves to the riiiggghhhttt, Hatem Ben Arfa, He makes you look shite! (one of the lads came up with this on a stag do in Benidorm last weekend. 20 of us singing it and plenty more joined in complete with arms above head to the left and then the right) Il déporte sur la gauche Il déporte sur la droite Hatem Ben Arfa Just made you look like a twat I love this but cant see it catching on.

Is MOTD on BBC iplayer yet? If so you can catch it on that. It's not up mate, but i'll keep a look out.

Me mam was saying he was intervied on telly last night, can anyone point me in the direction to watch it online. I'm not sure what channel it was on?

I thought Xiscos contract was up this summer?

I'd go as far as saying the current warm fuzzy feeling is actually better than a decade ago. Due to the nature of our success, team spirit etc.

I'd take 1-0

Definitely. I never really thought Enrique would get any goals for us (got 1, iirc) whereas Santon has a couple chances per game. Hopefully he can bag a few. It's the one real plus of having a right footer playing at LB.

I'm up early so i can watch sunday supplement, in the hope we're being discussed.

Best premier league season i can remember, and i'm not talking from an NUFC perspective. Anyone can beat anyone else, superb!

Greggs caramel donut, the rolls royce of the donut world. But at 56p a go it's not often i indulge.

5 custard donuts for a pound.

I remember watching Moore playing alongside Titus Bramble and thinking if you could combine them there'd be a really good defender. But that's as retarded as saying if i was Lionel Messi i'd be ace.