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I have a spurs ticket on my bench at work, it's been stuck there 6 and a half years since i was unable to go. They were charging £38 back then. Was the game Owen broke his foot.

As a first choice striker you're looking for 15 goals a season. That was never Shola, he has neither the all round ability or consistency. So when our squad lacked quality and the coaching staff / fans demanded it from him we were obviously frustrated. As a back up striker who can come on for twenty minutes and throw his considerable bulk around he finally has something significant to offer the team. Plus he's a geordie, cult status secured. I fucking love him!

Remember the thread from last year i think, where somebody compared Newcastle and Sunderland by pictures. Ie a picture of our train station vs a picture of theirs and so on? I'd be really grateful if someone would post a link as it popped into my head earlier and i've been giggling inside for ages. I've tried to find it myself but, well basically i'm crap.

I had to have another look at Stevie & Xabi to make sure i wasn't on drugs the first time. Sweet jesus, what on earth would possess a person to draw that?

warning, following link nsfw now if it was cabaye and... Just lolled my cuppa up.

He'll come in, score loads then be the main man next season. 8)

With all the shite being directed at Liverpool from other fans, some of their own fans plus the media. I'd totally forgotton about Jose. Haha what a muppet he must feel.

I was hoping to get to at least a couple of them too, but Sunday makes it damn near impossible. Can't complain though if it means european football.

Or make sure the first man is one of our chaps.

Ooopsie.

Two games and £20 is bollocks. He wouldn't have got much more than that if he'd nutted the blind cunt!

Them shorts???

Are Marseille getting a roof on their stadium? Shame if they are like it's always looked ace without one apart from the main stand. Edit: Apparently they are. It's a uefa requirement for euro 2016. Bunch of poofs!

OOoooh i'll be in Tenerife for this, love watching games in bars abroad. 2-0 us.

They're possibly the poorest side in the league, and it took a goal from nothing to get a point. Absolute dogshit from us.

Apologies for steering the thread to Shay. For what it's worth i was gutted when he left and i'm sad to see him struggling. 3-1 us, btw.

Shame eh? That half hour at home to liverpool a couple of years back, would be great to have someone like that to bring on.

I'll be amazed if we start the game in any formation other than 442. Wonder if Shay wishes he'd stuck around?

I'm dissapointed that we didn't bring a full back in, even a dedicated left back (not Anita) would have been handy. And obviously a forward to cover the ACoN. But i don't think the lack of new faces is quite the crisis some are making it out to be, we bring forward cover in during the January window and maybe Debuchy too.

Absolutely. If we had Hitler at right back he'd have my full support, Alan Hutton even.

Watching Simpson on the ball is like watching Inspector Clouseau dealing with a bomb. How the fuck Debuchy isn't starting for us against Villa is completely beyond me.

I had a nightmare last night he was signing for spurs. Phew.

No. Bollocks, I assumed it was on sky due to the kick off time.

Has he landed yet?

Could apply that to the Carroll situation too, mind i don't want him back either.