Spudil

This guy has got loads of praise in the past for being an ITK but hes a Brett level poster, complete and utter s*** this guy has been posting for a while now. Only pops in when his beloved Pards scores a 'victory' too.

Truly.

those quotes man wtf How does he always outdo himself

What was said? Said the bit about having a chat with Ashley. Also said he knows he is under-pressure - hopes that the Hull game won't be like it was last week, in terms of what the fans did. Said Southampton wasn't good enough - no excuses. Said that the good times he has had have been forgotten about too quickly - also talked about one or two of the players still settling in. Mentioned Cabaye (as per usual) Too many on here have brushed that encouraging opening day defeat to Man City under the carpet, tbf.

Should prob just let him crack on then tbh Perhaps we should just get behind the lads and Pards and hope for the best?

He probably can tbf. Two wins in the next five would do it.

toplel

Everything about that sentence man. ffs

its pretty funny like

I doubt our current "left winger" has completed 3.2 dribbles in his career.

looks happy.

yep

OK. Let me preface this with me saying I don't hate Ashley or Pardew. I don't love them either by any means, but I don't hate them. If you've read past that comment and are still reading, thanks. Basically what I wanted to say was I don't think we're in trouble, and sure I'd like to see a striker and a CB, just like I'm sure every single Newcastle fan would, as would any fan of any football club. That's just the nature of the beast, everyone always wants to bring better players in. But my main point is that we're not in trouble. We have got a team this year for "mid-table mediocrity", but why is that a bad thing? It's not like we're going to compete for the top 4 this season, and sure Europa league places would be nice, but why splash a tonne of cash to challenge for Europa. What we have got this year is a young team, and if they're not super young they're on a long contract (look at the 6 year contracts we've given new players coming in). Just look: Krul is only 26 (and a keeper so he's got 10 years in him still) Santon is 23 Haidara is 21 Janmaat is 25 Anita is 25 Cissoko is 25 Colback is 24 SDJ is 25 Cabella is 24 Ferreyra is 23 Riviere is 24 Perez is 21 Aarons is 18 Lascelles is 20 (granted he's on loan, but I felt this list needed a CB to validate my point) We have so many players yet to reach their peak age, and sure we'll sell a few for a few million, but there's a lot to look forward to. Whether Pardew is or isn't the man to take us forward, if he can push that group of players to mid-table mediocrity, we'll have such a good core to build on in a couple of years. If people can just look past the immediacy of the situation then surely if we're not in trouble, mid-table mediocrity is fine for now. Just because Ashley's building for the future and 'we all hate Ashley', doesn't what's happening is bad. A good idea from a bad person is still a good idea (not that I think he's a bad person). Before anyone says "Pardew butchers young talent", that's not my point. My point is that there is talent already there considering we've got a mid-table capable squad that's still 3-4 years of being at it's prime age for most of them. TL;DR: Don't panic that we might finish mid-table, look at the prospects of our players

so true

wow

Aye he'd try and win the match as early as possible with really fast, attacking football, piling everyone forward.

I'd want us to win with Hitler in charge too, not with pardle though. I'd imagine Hitler would give a mean team talk too.

Another Pirlo-esqe preformance IMO.

Some amount of knee-jerking going on in here. Has the Man City performance been forgotten already? The new players need time to settle.

He's a shit technician.

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