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I'm assuming they got knocked out already? Thats how little I care about our chances in the competition.

Looking forward to getting knocked out to Hartlepool: Newcastle United will learn their Carabao Cup second round opponents when the draw is made on Wednesday night. United, who reached the quarter-final stage of the competition last term, enter the second round along with the other Premier League teams who aren’t involved in European competition. The draw will be made live on Sky Sports on Wednesday night, following the conclusion of Leyton Orient’s first round clash with Queens Park Rangers – a game which is set to kick-off at 7:45pm.

Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Chelsea, Leicester, Arsenal Relegation: Norwich, Southampton, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Brighton Underperformers: Tottenham Top Goal Scorer: Salah Break Out Year: Woodman Season to Forget: Lukaku PFA Player of the Year: De Bruyne PFA Young Player of the Year: Foden Manager of the Year: Graham Potter First manager to quit/be sacked: Whoever is managing Watford nowadays. Championship Winners: Bournemouth Runners Up: Fulham 3rd-6th: West Brom, Middlesbrough, QPR, Luton Relegation: Peterborough, Derby, Huddersfield Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 15th Top Goalscorer?: ASM Will Bruce still be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Hayden Domestic League One Promotion: Sunderland, Wigan, Ipswich League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Gillingham, MK Dons, Cheltenham League Two Promotion: Salford, Exeter, Northampton, Forest Green League Two Relegation: Scunthorpe, Sutton FA Cup: Aston Villa League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Lincoln Europe La Liga winner: Atletico Serie A winner: Roma Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Porto World Player of the Year: Mbappe

Ofcourse

We all know the drill at this point: Premiership Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Overachievers: Underperformers: Top Goal Scorer: Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: First manager to quit/be sacked: Championship Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Goalscorer?: Will Bruce still be manager at the end of the season?: Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Domestic League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: League Cup: EFL Trophy: Europe La Liga winner: Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Champions League winner: Europa League winner: World Player of the Year:

So begins the season of apathy.

Well colour me fucking shocked.

Colback just got murked

We tried.

These two serving up a better game then we will all season

Lovely goal that.

Well worked that.

Bournemouth Vs West Brom is a tasty first game for the Championship.

Well in Greg, couldn't have a better person running the trust

This is a joke right?