Froggy

And what about Chelsea, who we're three points clear of? Who have looked even worse?

We're fucking shite man but the team is there to do the business. I have full confidence it'll click soon. City won't be stopped this year anyway.

At least you dominated the game though, right? Exactly. We have De Gea in nets and he saves both of their shots that lead to goals. Full strength Man Utd wins this league by 9 points.

He can't dive properly. When he dives sideways he somehow becomes a foot shorter. Can't use his feet either. Look at Swansea's second goal on Sunday. Horrific. We've been spoiled with De Gea but Johnstone is better than this guy.

He's fucking woeful.

I do the baiting around here son.

€5m per season for every season he's the EPL top scorer, up to €15m €5m for winning Europes Golden Boy award as a Manchester United player. €10 for winning Ballon d'Or as a Manchester United player. Basically if we end up paying full whack it'll be a bargain as he'll be the best player in the world.

The clauses have been reported by the way. They're ridiculous. Essentially unless he becomes one of the best players in the world the transfer will stay at 36m. A 10m add on is if he wins the Ballon d'Or as a Manchester United player.

I guessed Watfords, but Bournemouths was pretty well documented.

:lol: What's funny? Your comment, can't even admit you were wrong without giving a justification. Typical Man U fan. I thought Rodwell cost 13m, which means I was wrong. You idiot. Yeah sure, you were only wrong by £1m. Be real Froggy. You probably got like 12/20. I'm fucking brilliant at modern footy trivia, you little shit.

:lol: What's funny? Your comment, can't even admit you were wrong without giving a justification. Typical Man U fan. I thought Rodwell cost 13m, which means I was wrong. You idiot.

De Gea wont give a toss to be fair, he'll sit on his contract and then leave for free next year. It's Man Utd who have lost out, as they now have no transfer money and no Navas (who Real could sell to them next summer). We haven't lost out. We really don't need the money. De Gea needs to play and play well for the Euros. We've basically kept a world class GK for another year (giving us a year to find a new keeper). Madrid haven't got their man, and the little chance they had of winning La Liga is gone. De Gea has done nothing wrong, and will be treated as such. It's actually refreshing to see a player who wants to leave remain professional about the situation. Don't need the money ? Doesn't man utd have a debt of nearly £1 billion ? Get back in your car, Doc.

De Gea wont give a toss to be fair, he'll sit on his contract and then leave for free next year. It's Man Utd who have lost out, as they now have no transfer money and no Navas (who Real could sell to them next summer). We haven't lost out. We really don't need the money. De Gea needs to play and play well for the Euros. We've basically kept a world class GK for another year (giving us a year to find a new keeper). Madrid haven't got their man, and the little chance they had of winning La Liga is gone. De Gea has done nothing wrong, and will be treated as such. It's actually refreshing to see a player who wants to leave remain professional about the situation.

:lol: What's funny?

Our stance has been the same for a while. Why they only submitted an offer yesterday is beyond me. Real fucked it up. If only De Gea could now see this and commit to a Pardew like contract.

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2015/Sep/manchester-united-statement-in-response-to-real-madrid-comments-on-david-de-gea-transfer.aspx?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=ManUtd

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Seriously? "We pay £1 now and rest of the money in 2025." I didn't mean that ridiculously - also thought there was a limit on how long you can 'pay off' a player too (2/3 seasons?). Either way, if Man Utd offered what they said they offered - Barca could not turn it down as they offered a sensible payment plan at the amount of the release clause. They can. As a Football Manager Expert if you don't offer the full amount upfront the club can turn it down.

We signed Di Maria and Falcao last season when we weren't even in Europe man. Of course we can sign almost anybody. We didn't pay for Pedro by the way, he didn't turn us down. We have basically paid a fortune for someone who is quick though. Hopefully he can develop fast. It's a huge sum. How did those signings work out? Shite that's how. And Pedro did turn you down, you are just believing Man Utd propaganda. You lined up Pedro to replace Di Maria and it all went south. Now you have some kid, who may or may not be the next Henry. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Seriously, Barcelona wanted more of the release clause up front and we didn't pay it, Chelsea did. It's as simple as that. All the other shit though, aye. We signed the next Henry before too. It was Bellion.

Have you not seen our new right back m8?

Nothing is funny to you though. I'll do what I want son.

We signed Di Maria and Falcao last season when we weren't even in Europe man. Of course we can sign almost anybody. We didn't pay for Pedro by the way, he didn't turn us down. We have basically paid a fortune for someone who is quick though. Hopefully he can develop fast. It's a huge sum.

Yeah it makes absolutely no sense. Why not spunk all that cash on a proven goalscorer like Cavani or Lacazette? All the talk to come out of France is that he's the next Henry. 11m for Henry in '99. World transfer record was 32m at the time. 36m for Martial now. World transfer record now is 86m. It's just how football is these days kids. He can provide a different option and backup for Rooney now, and if he turns into one of the best players in the world in a couple of years it'll be a good deal. I hope he's absolute fucking toilet. Of course you do. Your only decent striker can't stop kicking opponents in the head. Dirty fucker he is.

Yeah it makes absolutely no sense. Why not spunk all that cash on a proven goalscorer like Cavani or Lacazette? It has all the qualities of a panic-buy. Austin would be a panic buy. We don't have to panic buy when we can buy almost anybody. It's a strange 'oul signing though to be fair. I was joking up above. I dunno what's going on.

Yeah it makes absolutely no sense. Why not spunk all that cash on a proven goalscorer like Cavani or Lacazette? All the talk to come out of France is that he's the next Henry. 11m for Henry in '99. World transfer record was 32m at the time. 36m for Martial now. World transfer record now is 86m. It's just how football is these days kids. He can provide a different option and backup for Rooney now, and if he turns into one of the best players in the world in a couple of years it'll be a good deal.