Away Toon

I fell asleep and it was the middle of the afternoon here. I though football was meant to be about entertainment. Disgusting.

Most fans, well certainly on here anyhow, prioritise being entertained over purely the results, after all Pardew did get us a 5th and probably a 9th or 10th this time. The problem is that the football is awful, no discernible pattern of play, set up to counter the opposition rather than play to our strengths. Moyes would give us a lot of the same though hopefully without plunging to the levels of ineptness that Pardew regularly comes up with. Personally I like to be entertained for 90 minutes, I can handle not being the best team in the world, but being the most boring, that just sucks.

Petrified. Both meanings.

I've never been so unhappy to see us score in my life.

Ronaldo is right that none of our CB's are very good. Maybe MYM could be, who knows, the only time he played well there Pardew dropped him for Colo. Mind you I'm pretty sure the only good players we have will both be sold this summer, roll on next season, it should be just wonderful.

And Krul is absolutely to blame for the goal, he had no idea where the ball was or where he was and just left it drift in. He's been shit most of the season and should have been dropped a long time ago.

I find myself wanting to lose every game we play at the moment, heavily as well, in the forlorn hope that Pardew will get sacked. It's not meant to be like this.

The answer to the question, is anyone, absolutely anyone.

All those knowledgable posters on here who were convinced Martinez was a crap manager and were dead against us going after him after last seasons debacle, need to put up their hands so we give them short term bans from NO while they get some treatment.

Glorious just fucking glorious

5 changes since we last played MU would include Cabaye wouldn't it?

PSG are being overran in midfield, get Cabaye on to kick them a bit

Allez Paris

fucking spell check changing my gung ho

I see that Pardews's long lost twin brother and fellow front foot forward attacking maestro is going hung ho tonight at PSG.

Anita, Krul and MYM have all played International football, not likely to happen again for quite a while, Pardewed.

As one does at this time of the season, I've been thinking of who we might think of signing from the teams who will be relegated, and from Fulham I've come up with a cast iron certainty. To give you a clue, Pardew has publicly stated he admires him as a player, he's English, he wouldn't cost much, and he's currently still sitting on the bench. You know it makes sense.

I was actually hoping that S'ton would score more, partly because I like the way they play, and I envy them as a club with all their young English players that they produce and there forward thinking manager, but mostly because of how much I hate Pardew and the awful football we play.

He has improved. He's not good enough, though. None of the CBs are. Debuchy is the only good defender we have. Debuchy is pretty much the only good player we have. Period.

Should never play for us again as a RB it's a waste of his obvious ability. Rather have Tavernier there or even Anita. Mind you Gouffran and Sissoko should never play as wide men in a 442 either, or Anita and Tiote together in a two man midfield, or Shola or Gosling in any position. What a shambles we are under the delussional twat we have for a manager.

We won't win anything with Sissoko and Gouffran as our wide men. Pardews a cunt.

At least Ashley is there the watch the horror.

Moyes is a better version of Pardew but that's about it. He's a defensive minded manager, he's reactive rather than proactive. He's bought Fellaini but doesn't know where to play him and Mata who he plays as a winger as he hasn't got the balls to let him play as a 10, and move Rooney somewhere else. As for Everton they are a much better team to watch under Martinez who is a good manager. Tiote is maybe not the greatest player in the world but he's streets ahead of anybody MU have playing in his position as is Cabaye. And Moyes bought Fellaini.

Names please

Ron talking shite again, it's alright having opinions, but open your eyes. This is nonsense, mind. Cisse and Sissoko have played well.