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Probert may as well burst into a rendition of YNWA the fucking manky scouse bastard

Surely a backpass?

Praise the lord, no idea why he wasn't on from the start like Pardew you fucking goat

We've conceided possession every time he's touched the ball

Liverpool pressing like we would earlier in the season, we're doing nothing in return. Shocking half from us

Genuinely feel more confident with Danny Simpson in possession than this glum cunt

Lets do these scouse cunts!

That's the bottom like, 'cos Pardew said so

11/2 on Bet365 mate

I suspect watching Enrique lever him off the ball like a child will become difficult to watch after the first three or four times. this is true like ...Santon-Barfa... on the left ...Jonas-Simmo... on the right would have been my choice. Jonas and Jose would probably spend the night fondling each other which should work in our favour

If his striking ability is as good as he showed against WB then those are some cracking odds

Oh no you didn't. I quite clearly did though Dave, quoting my post is further documentation of this. 0-3

If we cannot boss a midfield consisting of Henderson, Adam and Spearing we need chucking in the river Mersey

Agreed. Would bring a whole new dimension to the forum. Found this disproportionately funny

Surely Harris Vuckic cannot be more match fit, can he?

It's still a tad baffling, i'm excited to see how Vuckic gets on though. If he replaces him with Shola in the second half though i'll be fucking foamin

Harris will certainly give us more strengh in the centre than Ben Arfa. I'm not too sad about this at all tbh, if it was Best/Shola i'd probably have just gave in

Atleast Ameobi isn't fucking starting. Vuckic will be in for his height and we'll be still punting it up the field like.

Pardew's selections are always conservative, but with clear motive. If he decides to start Shola there will be a viable reason. "4-4-2, punt it to the big black lads" I know his game plan, he just needs to be more adventurous

Pardew's team selections are just getting grimmer and grimmer, if he starts Shola (which is likely) we should all put our names down to have him sectioned.

What are the steps like at Anfield? Probably done his knee walking up them

Thank heavens

Sturridge gave him a very tough time when Bolton visited last season. That turn was ridiculous, Duff raped him a bit in the first half too Sure he was only dribbled past 7-8 times all season though according to the stats comparing the league's best left backs, with Cole second with 20 odd.

And Rooney's volley was far better than Tiote's like

I seem to remember Beckford been tackled by pretty much every player he passed, only for the ball to fall straight back into his path What was Johnson's goal, the one against Chelsea? If so...