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Just turned 31 though, he'll not be 32 until next season. I know it's not an exact science when someone's legs will go but I cannot see him deteriorating too much in the next season. When you're hitting 33 it's starting to get sketchy like - regardless of how fit you seem.

Aye, a six month "purple patch". He's sorted his attitude out (cheers Jamaal), his fitness out (cheers random PT), he's retired from international football (cheers Mo) and he's 31 (my age). People go on like he's 34/35. Like proper old. I think we need another CM for competition (I don't think Hayden adds anything) but Diame is the last player we need to be looking to actively replace imo. He might not reach the ridiculous level he was at last season but I don't think there's anything to suggest he'll massively fall off. It wasn't like his form was based on potential luck either - he just looked really fit.

I was hoping someone was going to make the shoe photoshop like

He looked class against us.

I don't think Rafa is just looking at their WhoScored pages though, I only mentioned the assists because you left them out for some reason. I think Townsend is a fairly blatant upgrade on Ritchie personally like, it seems fairly obvious Rafa agrees too.

He's a winger, and he also had 7 assists.

Actually within the context of our transfer windows I suppose it's natural to feel like this, like

I remember Rafa saying something that suggested Townsend was the one who he really wanted to say, and basically had no animosity towards him when he left. Interview or something on nufc.co.uk I think. He's tried to get him like 3 windows in a row now, I just cannot get why people wouldn't actively want him to sign a player like that who he obviously really likes.

I don't get the ambivalence to Townsend like, he was great for us and is absolutely perfect for Rafa. He's a fair way better than Ritchie as much as I love that cheeky little toerag.

His Instagram is fucking gold like, the man is a genius Hello Mr Villiams

Gimp and his ivory lady killers finally has a worthy rival.

What a fucking legend, man.

Retching

It doesn't look like he's giving consent like.

I don't know how you can record that like, I had to push everything across the table during the shootout. I'd have probably volleyed my phone into the crowd in that situation.

Wasn’t that bad imo, as they didn’t get ahead and thought England matched it up in shithousing stakes til Dier came on. Kane was imperious at winning FKs. Maguire’s dive was awful though, don’t apologise for cheating fivehead. Still cannot believe that.

Most Irish people want England to do well annoyingly We have the same thing here like, it's weird as fuck The BBC basically treat Ireland as part of Britain

How close to the ulnar artery do you think Triggs has gotten tonight?

I'd drop Alli for RLC like. I don't think Sterling was great but he did enough sporadically to give me hope he'll eventually turn it around.

There's nowt the Discman loves more than pure, concentrated, South American filth. Just have a grab Neesy.

He was not erect tbh as I watched it with him. Did you not have a feel?

Honestly though I've never seen shithousery like that. They ripped the shithousery textbook up and went off road, Disco is probably still erect.

I think Sweden are a better side than Colombia like, or at least a JR'less Colombia we played today.