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Here's an example: https://i.imgur.com/BnDmqZr.gifv That's about 20ft and looks incredible. The world record is over 29ft. It's all about context. Marathon runners look like they're jogging pretty quickly, but they're running 13mph for two hours solid which is frankly ridiculous. was expecting him to land halfway in the middle of the the road until his back leg started coming forward.

I think that's a fair representation of the difference between Rafa doing something and Pardew doing it.

If Gary Glitter was sitting outside a school in his car there'd be hell on.

Pretty sure lions aren't allowed to play in the Premier League, grounds for a rematch imo.

An advert for an Arab owner if ever there was one.

Not sure anyone believes been terrible, we played really well most of the first half but our defending second half has been really bad We've barely had the ball second half. First half was decent. And we haven't been organised without it either. We're a lot better defensively than we've shown today.

Howay man, we've been absolutely shit since their first goal.

Players look like they cannot be bothered anymore. First time I can remember seeing that under Rafa.

We need to calm down like.

Another ball to the back post

Poor defending or not we've been fucked by the same thing twice in 10 minutes. It's irritating as fuck.

They're crossing brilliantly tbf. We can't cope with it. Both were stood up at the back post and nodded in with a standing jump. EDIT: Not saying it wasn't good play from them, just annoying.

Beating by simple balls in.

Clark loves that.

Fucking hell Murphy EDIT: That's better

Pards watching it in cold sweats :lol:

As if there's any doubt he's our best striker like.

Nearly scoring because of the 'not allowed to tackle Man Utd' rule.

I'm just hoping for a positive performance from him to build on. Not expecting him to set the world alight. The cameos have done nothing for him.

Was pictured in a leg brace the other day.

I'll never understand Joselu and Manquilo like.

I'd hope for Murphy or Aarons though.

Perez would make sense given he'd be tasked with just doing a Gouffran job there.

Rooney to rifle one in from Goodison Park.

It's a betslip and snazzy jacket sleeve away from being 100% Paully