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it's been nothing but sheer misery for the best part of a decade. Pretty hard to believe it isn't vindictive at this point.

Surprised by this news like considering some on here were absolutely adamant there was nowt wrong and that Rafa absolutely loved our transfer policy.

I doubt clubs actually do that like, stringing out the sales of players they have no intention of selling for a laugh. I'd imagine they have better things to do. If Palace wanted £15m (which was reported) then we should have paid it like.

Caballero wasn't it?

It's moronic shite from someone who has no ability at all to comprehend the work that actually goes on at a football club outside of picking the teamsheat. If he could just flick a switch and blow teams away with 2 up top he would have done it, he chose to go with his tried and tested method. It worked. It would work this season too if he was allowed to build a Premiership squad.

We have the driest powder in the Premiership. Other clubs can only marvel at how dry our powder is.

"keep our powder dry" fucking love that phrase like, creases me every time.

Pretty sure you actually have to fail an aptitude test to write for The Mag.

Rafa famous for purposefully not trying to win games with his 4-5-1 like.

Okay Dave, try to get it. To be precise, in terms of "spending power", it is related to "net profit", not cash. You can take a look at our accounts bottom line, the net profit. That's roughly the real saving. of course amortization played a part but roughly you can calculate our real spending power by this way (just for example): throughout 5 years we spend 10m net, and our profit is 2m per year, then our real spending power is 12m per year. Very rough one, but wont varied much. On the other hand, cash is related to "the payment". If we don't have enough cash in our bank, we need other means to finance it, either from players sales, bank loan or owner loan. This is not related to spending power, it's purely about the requirement for making a transfer to happen. Unless the two teams agreed to defer the payment, if a club has no cash on hand, it cannot buy any players. So in our case, what Ashley means for no more injection is 1. No more loss business (I.e break even) and 2. No more personal cash in case the club has no cash to pay for the transfer. It's complicated. Try to understand it. What a fucking knacker

Getting shot of his wages is the most important thing probably

We're a complete mess like, massive problems

Ashley controlling team selections again. He literally is by deciding that we can't buy any players.

We got 2 early goals and just sat in our box as they struggle to break teams down though. Yesterday we were just really sloppy in posession and not fast or clever enough on the break. Elliott's distribution was laughable, Gayle is fucked (hopefully not for good), Atsu was useless, Shelvey is an idiot. I'd like to say it was one of those games but it happened too frequently last season.

He might be because he was a Bosman. Even so we'd have to be the shittest negotiators ever to fail to strike a deal for less than £70k. Spurs' average wage is around £50k.

Jack Colback is not on £70k a week

This is NO, I'm astounded he hasn't been called a cunt yet.

Talking sense by saying we were the better team in a game that we quite blatantly weren't the better team? Huddersfield look vulnerable but we couldn't string 3 passes together to take advantage.

Looks like he's about to flamboyantly explain why you absolutely must try the Grapefruit and Rosemary Spritzer.

Saivet was getting griefed in France buy one of them gobshite MDs they have over there wasn't he? If Rafa had any faith in him at all he'd have obviously brought him on in his preferred position ahead of Diame like, someone who he clearly didn't trust in the centre last season.

Really? EDIT: @ Saivet

They've essentially given him the transfers to keep him quiet but took the batteries out. Like he's a big, jolly, Spanish child.

Such a great transfer plan like, having your manager absolutely clueless as to what the fuck's going on.

Soon hopefully. This lad looks every bit like he's been hopefully plucked from the bargain bin, which is exactly what we've had to do in the case of all our signings thanks to our piece-of-shit owner. It's fucking daft like. Plucked from the bargain bin is the perfect analogy too. We think we're been proper clever raking about at the bottom whilst the rest of those idiots are buying things off the shelf. In reality we've just pissed away about £30m on Starship Troopers sequels.

I know Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I realised when I saw Neesy's post that it was all a ruse like; absolutely devastated.