Hanshithispantz

"They are going to sort me out a little bit of a compensation." Easy job tbh.

Tony Gale would have sewn his own face back up pichside.

Sacked after 4 games man Is that anywhere near a record? Edit: well I mean it's obviously near, so what is the record I suppose I should ask.

I've had a terrible day like, think I'm best off just logging off.

I'll need to watch it again too like, my stream was awful and if I'm being honest I was absolutely foaming and deep into typing a post as it was being shown on MOTD so never really caught the replay in better quality

It's basically the same as what Shelvey did isn't it? Trying to 'rattle' a player by mildly assaulting them.

I'm honestly gobsmacked by that like. Neville makes Mitrovic sound like he'd flying elbowed that little Argie. Renato Sanches genuinely booted a bloke fuck on in the cock and they laughed it off as 'playful' It's completely unbelievable.

Actually think Sutton might be retarded Talking about the Sanches bollocks kick now, apparently it's fine to boot players in the bollocks. Playful.

Not a single mention.

1st I've seen of that Mane challenge, I actually think Ritchie's is worse tbh. Ederson is thick as fuck to be sticking his head in there.

Sutton has been good when I've seen him in the past like but fucking hell is he going to shut up here?

aye

Mark Chapman is really aggressive and cocky for someone who talks utter shite like.

I really wonder what style they reckon Alan Pardew tried to give Palace like

Just clicked on that Sean Dyche sounds like Barbara the taxi driver from League of Gentlemen.

It wasn't hard to outshine Renato like, he was utter shite.

Gamez has looked very comfortable as the game has went on.

Literally everyone is saying this a dive like, I'm going to have to concede defeat here

Probably not, might have been pulled but he looked to have lost his footing more than anything. Ragdoll physics experts seem to reckon it was 100% a dive though even though it would have made no sense given he was outside of the box and would have been through on goal. Howeh man Hans. Watch his legs. As I said, we're getting into proper ragdoll physics analysis here though. This is why I said in the other games thread that I'd happily fuck all of these camera angles off I'm given him the benefit of the doubt as it'd literally be Colback levels of decision making to dive in that situation. He did the same thing last week, stayed on his feet and scored a screamer. (Merino not Colback )

Probably not, might have been pulled but he looked to have lost his footing more than anything. Ragdoll physics experts seem to reckon it was 100% a dive though even though it would have made no sense given he was outside of the box and would have been through on goal.

Nah HAHA AYE MATE

"Clearly it is a dive" Ffs man, this is insane

Why would Merino dive there after rising 2 defenders? Safe to assume he lost balance like.

I just don't think we need to be striving for perfection at all with football like, I get why the concept of having no wrong decisions sounds appealing but we're getting further and further away from the game we watch to the one we play ourselves. I'd probably go as far as limiting the number of cameras at games and removing Gary Neville's super duper hawkeye computer from him so we're not retrospectively analysing everything after the fact to a weirdly microscopic level, there's just no need for any of it.