Hanshithispantz

fair play

Being reamed off Bayern Munich would be slightly less embarrassing than Amorim tbf.

Instead of worrying that we're looking like plums being taken for a ride by Man Utd and Chelsea, take solace in the fact that whoever we do end up with will perform better than Pedro and Sesko. Ekitike will probably be class at Liverpool, but Amorim only knows one system and he'll be sussed again within a couple of months.

They've ruined the career of about 20 players they've signed in the past 5 year. That's not an exaggeration, go on TransferMarkt and flick back through the years, any player going there has been poorly advised.

He is but this reiterates that he's been fed all of this from Man Utd.

What, you mean to tell me it doesn't seem natural that all of these cunts are publicly masturbating over Man Utd bidding 5m less than a rival?

He's the drippiest of these Twitter gobshites I've ever seen.

This is a proper fucking transfer SAGA Jim White would be proud of this one.

There's a video of an African bloke with a man Utd top on saying Sesko has said he was a fan from 9 years old, is that where this is coming from?

Is it coming from a Facebook group called Banter Box?

Maybe we can share him, he can play a game at SJP one week and OLD Trafford the next.

They've bid 5m under us and both bids have apparently been accepted. Sesko has also accepted both offers from the club's (apparently) so journalists are filling in the blanks that he's chose Man Utd. None of it makes any sense and there's probably a lot of shit behind closed doors we're missing

"Manchester United’s strategy seems clear" seems, so you're just making shit up Jan? I would assume Man Utd have a plan and his assumptions may be close to the mark, but I don't buy this daft narrative that we're so silly and naive and are been taken for a ride here. It sounds fantastical.

How could all of this not also be achieved by getting Man Utd a good deal on the player? It just seems like a really convoluted way of skimming money off the top, rather than just getting a deal done the player and clubs are happy with and asking for a bigger cut and better wage for the player in return.

Why would he want to fleece the club he's about to join on behalf of Leipzig, it makes no sense and doesn't help him in the slightest

Few accounts have said he'd happily stay at Leipzig with no fuss if they don't accept an offer. Think they need to sell one of their purples.

Yeah, but when it comes to business it's his agent who he'll follow. He's doing nothing wrong by not accepting either bid in an attempt to get both sides to offer him a better package. Assuming that's what he's doing. It is possible Man Utd are the ones being used, but it's reasonable to assume it's us given the window so far

The worst part of it all imo

I mean fair enough if he wants to strongarm Leipzig into accepting a lesser bid so he can go to the team and manager that finished 17th

We'll probably not hear anything until he's booked in for a medical so I wouldn't take this 'being played about' stuff too seriously. By some accounts we walked away from the Ekitike deal a lot sooner than our name was being dragged about for

Is there any reason he couldn't just be loaned out for a year to one of the big clubs in Italy, Germany or Spain? Even if we covered some of his wages. Obviously a bit ridiculous we should even be thinking of doing such a thing with a player who willingly signed a contract with us like but he is such a massive cunt it seems preferable to keeping him around.

Or an Eddie coached Isak tbf, he's completely useless when we're trapped in our own half, there's definitely room to improve as absurd as he is on his day.

Power couple.

I'm fully on the 'never to Liverpool' train like, especially since being told it doesn't matter so much if he's sold now or next year, but I never want to see him play for us again. Ideal situation would be to offer him the chance of a loan abroad for a year to allow more teams a chance to bid. Obviously string Liverpool along until deadline day.

He looks really good like, I look forward to seeing him again next pre-season.