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I think it's absolutely ridiculous like.

It was a blatant dive He literally jumped into the air. Still a penalty like.

Lush dive.

Eeeeeeee don't we look daft!

Colback though It's completely fucked up, we deserve every bit of this tbh.

Fucking hell.

'ooooooooooooooo you shit bastard ahhhhhh' on goalkicks is just about the worst thing in professional sport.

Well yeah, including the referees opinion, who could make a more informed opinion given video assistance.

That's when we signed Riviere an all wasn't it?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/alan-pardew-says-shane-long-7659226 That's absolutely socking like, first time I've seen it.

"hopefully"

Classy bloke.

Bet him and his pals were pua howling over that one. Absolute legend.

Claude's played a blinder with him.

gets me genuinely angry how many moments like that we were robbed of, that happened in the 75th minute too, absolutely no chance Pardew keeps him on the pitch there. He comes off, that run doesn't happen, and instead of the thread growing 10 pages of adulation bordering on erotic fiction we have some mugs calling him a fat ball greedy muppet. The whoe thing just irritates the fuck out of is. It really is The Butterfly Effect.

Ben Arfa going to Sunderland would be the thing that does me in like, no chance I could carry on living alongside that.

Stuck on 7, 17 & 19 EDIT: 17 & 19. No idea like, will have to look them up.

http://genius.com/The-beautiful-south-dont-marry-her-lyrics http://i.imgur.com/mvpFYRf.png

Why did he buy a watch with only one hand? Seems like the last thing you would do.

I don't think it's an exact science either like, Aarons for example may as well be fucking Mexican. Dummett despite his lack of ability has the right attitude, I'd stick him in the centre until we get a proper partner for Mbemba. Colback doesn't, he's a little licky arse you can tell. Santon was Italian but he took to the place really well and seemed to just get it, that's hard to identify abroad though, where as with someone like Austin you're relatively certain he'll fit. He knows the league, he has the right attitude, he can score goals, it's an obvious choice.

always assumed they were fine like, this thread has been a bit of an eye opener.

Although I agree with the first bit, I think it's pretty obvious now that we'd massively benefit from bringing in English players like. Or at least players who've spent a lot of years here and have a lot of experience in our leagues.

I'll edit rock genius to clear it up for anyone else.

"A “perfect ten” is a woman who scores 10 out of 10 on a hypothetical scale of beauty. In British dress sizes, 12 is on the slimmer end of average – most women wear a 14 or 16. Paul deliberately mixes the two systems, and suggests that the “2” left over is something his lover keeps hidden just for him." I went straight to rock genius like. But yeah, it doesn't make any sense. What's she hiding?

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