Hanshithispantz

I'll continue to violently abuse him on an internet forum.

It's scary thinking what must be going on behind the scenes. We'll be like me on football manager, right clicking Shola Ameobi and selecting "offer to clubs", only with every player other than Shola Ameobi.

http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/yohan-cabaye-been-told-come-5816389 What a fucking prick. EDIT: SANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!

Where are they from? Because I don't believe even Pardew isn't that fucking thick.

"Who’s to say that Fellaini goes and they come knocking on our door for Ben Arfa?" Surely those quotes aren't true, man?

This times a fucking thousand.

Krul, Santon, Ben Arfa and Jonas. Looking passt Jonas' talent as a footballer.

Aye just be ambivalent, boos and renditions of Don't Sell Cabaye will both probably happen and will be equally cringe worthy.

We cannot really afford to be booing our players like.

"Pua reel lethaal footy roomaz ‏"

Sick burn.

You're on the wind up here, aren't you TRon, you don't genuinely believe that challenging for 50/50s is some lower than Allardyce, conference bastard tactic. You had me going like, fair play.

So by challenging for 50/50s teams are being "dragged into a physical battle" now

Why do most of our midfielders sit back? Why does the keeper hoof the ball long? These are all important questions. You appear to have changed the subject and presented me with some irrelevant questions Just think about how the top teams seem to avoid getting involved in physical battles. Spurs...Man U..Arsenal...Liverpool. How do they do it? What's the secret? :lol: Money?

Why do most of our midfielders sit back? Why does the keeper hoof the ball long? These are all important questions. You appear to have changed the subject and presented me with some irrelevant questions

What has this got to do with anything, Heza? Every player in your squad should ideally be able to challenge for the ball and not bottle it, especially your midfield, and especially in a squad like ours which cannot really afford a luxury player. Not that I think Marveaux cannot have his games, but we really need a proper attacking midfielder imo.

Why would he need to sit back to challenge for a 50/50?

Aye we'll just sign David Silva then As well as the rest of the Manchester City squad. Maybe we'll apply a bit of pressure and win a few 50/50s then, and win a few games.

I think what you are trying to say is "sign a Premiership quality attacking midfielder who is both good on the ball and can contest physically in the league", which is nothing like "sign a Morcambe player" but fuck knars, I accept it's late.

You're having a fucking mare here like.

So we could win 50/50s You're really not making any sense here like, sorry. Why would we sign a Morcambe player if we were wanting to win 50/50? Which is something that we actually do want to do, funnily enough

Why would we do that? That makes no sense at all.

It is a yardstick like, being able to win challenges in a contact sport

I think we should try something completely revolutionary and play a 4-4-2 with the 5 players on each side of the field playing on the opposite side to their preferred foot. Or the same in a 4-3-3 with two neither footed players in the central roles. Shola upfront and Tiote as the anchor. It might work, it might not.

Can I pinch this, Heza?