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Aye, out of fucking choice

He backheeled it to Aguero for his goal where he mugged Taylor.

Not an assist though is it? Assist is the last guy to touch the ball before the goalscorer usually isn't it? Guzan touched it. That cannot be right? If a player crosses a ball and an attacker powers it into the net with the keeper getting a hand to it the crosser would still get the assist.

You're not needed here, Decky. Decky taking my credit and that. Not happy at all here

He wants to fucking get a hatrick this weekend

How did you get this line so worryingly wrong? EDIT: Agree with the point like.

Fuck it, Benteke in.

it's always baffled me.

*snip*

I think he's literally the best manager we can have at the moment, and is probably our best manager of the last 2 decades.

I don't think they necessarily have to be English, just hardened in the league. Our main ambassador was trying to fuck off whilst the new lads were coming in.

Cabaye out, Gourcuff, Gomis & Ince in would be good business. I still think we need another midfielder, and back up/competition at centre back, right back and keeper like. Obviously that isn't going to happen.

:lol: Deuce is chuffed with that one.

The year number and player name on the back is a cool idea it would just look a bit naff to anyone who isn't aware of what it means. They'll just think it's some snide footy shirt you picked up in Majorca.

He's talented as f*ck but has issues with injuries.... hopefully if we were to get him we can get him fit and playing to his best. Because at his best he makes Cabaye look like a pub player and i'm serious. Other thing is he's fantastic from corners and free kicks so that's a plus He's more of an attacking midfielder than Cabaye is isn't he? I cannot say I've seen a load of him like, but from what I've gathered he'd probably do well behind the striker(s) which is what we need (even before getting rid of Yohan).

Really hope this kicks off properly like, it's a great little idea and something I'd love to pop back too every now and then. Like Chris Simpson's Artist and that Jim'll Pain It guy's sites.

Last time I hear Gourcuff's name it was from the French lot telling him he was shite from the stands of the pre-Euro friendlies.

Someone should create a fake Herbalife account and tweet him that they're dropping him as a sponsor because of his conduct. He'll believe it.

It's the capitalised SORRY that get's me "FUCKING SOZ MAN"

I told you to swap Maynard for RVP but noooo... I think I'm going for a proper clear out tbh, other than Shaw and Mig every single one of the fuckers has let me down.

Such a grim start. Fuck knows why I actually went with Cisse and HBA ahead of Nolan and Bony like. It was so obviously going to be the wrong decision.

Giving Vuckic, Dummett & Sammy "a chance" is the single worst thing we could do when trying to actually win Premiership football matches like. All 3 will be woefully out of their depth.