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Even if we do give him the boot I doubt there would be a huge improvement without some heavy investment. He's making the absolute worst out of a pitiful situation, but it is a pretty pitiful situation.

He'll be fucking buzzin' his tits off.

Why would Cabaye be offended by how much a club are trying to buy him for? "offended"

Tiote is strange.

How about a "fuck off"?

Debuchy's head clearly not right due to Cabaye's ongoing transfer to Arsenal.

We cannot treat our first game of the season as a fucking warm up, man, 3-0 down or not

The man genuinely sees Sammy Ameobi as a better option than Marveaux.

Is Pardew just taking the fucking piss now?

He needs to go and we need money pumped into the team, sick to death of being bi-annually humped by these cunts.

I wish Tiote would fucking pack that shit in.

Just complete unadulterated horse shite.

Whitey.

His accent is fucking horrid. I'm one of the few who doesn't mind the scouse accent in general but Carra and Gerrard are both painful to listen to.

What the fuck is that accent meant to be man, vile.

Taylor is thick as fucking mince like but that's not a red card. Fucking hell.

What a fucking absolute cunt Mariner is man.

This ref is a fucking bellend like.

What's the point in dishing yellows out for that, man? Just fucking tell them to pack it in.

The gulf in quality is just fucking depressing.

Well this isn't in any way completely fucking wank.

Someone who isn't chained to a smack filled IV drip re-edit the table please.

Went with draw. Starting the season with a bit of blind optimism.

If ever we needed any more proof that Alan Pardew was actually James then there it is.

I mean that was a sentence, if we're to be honest.