Hanshithispantz

It's not about being small, lightweight etc, if our players were technically good enough to play like Benfica and we had a manager capable of getting it done then fair enough, we haven't though, to both points.

http://instagram.com/p/cpRMKJkyct/ That face man

With someone the size of Sissoko we really shouldn't be concerned about being bullied. I never saw him in France but he's looked about as far removed from a defensive player as you can get so far for us.

From what we have though I'd prefer him ahead of Tiote in most games.

I think Vurnon needs to be replaced by a proper energetic defensive midfielder for most games tbh. Someone in the Song mould. I do like him as a player but that midfield will get bullied quite badly.

Lack of magic is still my favourite

It's just Sissoko's turn. First it was Cisse and next it'll be some other poor sod. Probably Tiote.

Imagine how shit their patter must be? EDIT: The people who decided to make that banner. ALthough you can include Stewarts in that as well. EDIT 2: Areet if they're taking the piss. What a fucking shit post this has turned out to be.

Having Pardew as your manager and Kinnear waiting in the wings, man I still haven't fully wrapped my head around it.

That's arrrreeeet then. He probably wouldn't have started anyway like.

If Remy is fit and he doesn't start against Man City then I do hope Kinnear takes the daft cunts' job.

He'll be playing another blinder taking Hatem off at half time man, he'll continue to do it up until January.

It'll be Remy & Cisse up top with Hatem and Jonas/ Sissoko on the wings for City no doubt, the other benched.

I thought he was at least a couple of years younger than he is. I wouldn't be completely adverse to the signing though, it's better than nothing.

Nah we ended up with Bigirimana on the wing that day EDIT: I may be thinking of another game, I know Bigi did play out wide at least once. Don't think Sissoko was with us for the Reading game though.

Anyone reckon I can stretch "Ba Back" into the Baby Back Ribs tune? The syllables are way out but I'm determined.

He's a "Mike's black" joke away from a podium finish.

Don't hold back lads.

Nobody moaned about the thread title

How has it changed the title of every post in the thread?

Will someone please explain to me why the thread title has yet to be updated?

She's just eat it and shit it out, stomach like the inside of a torpedo tube. :lol:

Why don't you just poison her, Bimpy?

Count yourself lucky, Bimpy has to give his misses a transfer bath after this. The flood warning is out in his neighbourhood. That's a mans wife you're talking about, son. Have some respect. No need at all like Stifler. Proper shocking.

I'm going for a post-loan facemask.