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Nah.

For the love of god, Pardew, please do not play Shola Ameobi up front.

FWIW despite all of the speculation of "he would go to QPR if they came in for him!" there's been nothing to suggest this at all, the only facts we know are that he is/was in discussions with Chelsea, the European Champions.

They'd get 50% of the player.

I imagine Pardew will ask Ba if he's head's right and Ba will say aye and that he wants to play. The only other option in Pardew's mind will be Cisse right wing, Obertan left, and Shola Ameobi through the centre. If that happens I'll whitey.

Again though we are playing a 4-2-3-1 at the moment and seems the best fit for the majority of the team from an attacking point of view. How would buying another CF who can't operate in either flank make any sense? Read it again you dork.

Why, I cannot blame Ba for any of this and he's put 100% in every game he's played for us. He made it pretty clear what his motivations and intentions were when he signed for us and we happily agreed and stuck this daft clause in.

He probably needs to play as we have no-one else, play Cisse through the middle though.

There is a god.

Peter Beagrie eats bowls of cowies for breakfast.

Debuchy can cut the ribbon on the grand opening of our new Erection Section.

I need to stop looking at photos of him tbh, I just end up fixated on his magnificent jawline, too many of my nights have been wasted by through this.

Add another centre back and that back 4 is incredible, I get emotional just thinking about it.

Just take his word for it

That's just a lazy answer tbf, Neesy. Teams clocked onto that in his first season but he never looked poor at all, he was great at finding space.

You get some fucking strange people.

I would have remained completely calm in the situation, explaining rationally to Steven exactly where he has went wrong, and what could be done to improve on his passing in the future.

What the fuck are people complaining about now, man?

Banter.

It's going to be sexy, like

Just seen this and his half time team talk, complete head case.

Areet Skirge settle down.

Pardew will know exactly what's going on with Debuchy, man, he's just being an awkward twat.

Buying a striker now would alleviate so many problems. It's such a simple solution but alas... Well, aye... But we won't unless Ba goes. This isn't Pardew's fault.