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Torres is awful man

Kalou doesn't really seem to understand the basic fundamentals of heading a ball

Good god

Torres' dicision making is really poor like

I wish they would piss off before they start losing me money like

Start up some trend like that #TittyTuesday shit the slags do to gain some popularity. #TightyWhiteyWednesday or something. Here's a site that will provide some material: http://www.undiesboyssoccer.blogspot.co.uk/

Benfica think they're us. They aren't.

I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you, but Ronaldo has scored for Real Madrid.

Fair point with the pace and skill of their wingers, Santon isn't exactly the most disciplined of fullbacks either.

Tweeting the thread to Stan Collymore might work like

Someone eventualy pulled them up on it only to be shot down for "pulling the race card out" I'm all for a bit of racial banter like, but the're just a bunch of fucking morons.

Also: Seriously man, they're fucking mingin'

Lovley people aren't they.. They're thick as fuck like

Seriously, a few games ago we'd be resigned to losing after seeing Perch in the centre of defence (or anywhere on the pitch for that matter). Simpson & Perch weren't that bad against Norwich in general play, they just had no ariel command during set pieces. If it is Simpson I wouldn't be too worried, infact I would see it as a slight blessing if it means we get to see Santon down the right for 90 minutes. EDIT: We'll probably see Raylor down the right with Jonas down the left like

I would have Cabaye - Tiote - Jonas midfield probably, yeah. I really want to see Vuckic have a few games in the centre like, but Gosling seems to be ahead of him. The same goes for Abeid.

Santon Simpson Williamson Raylor If Perch is out. We aren't going to be bombarded from the sky by Swansea.

And pointless unamusing post's appears to be yours. If you don't like the thread it'll sink, no need to be a prick whenever someone tries to put in a bit of thought.

I think i'll go and stick Escape to the Country on.

Going to have to try this SA betting lark. So I don't forget: Doubles: Colon & Over 2.5 CA Tigre & Under 2.5 Newell's & Under 2.5

Am I the only one who's heart sinks when one of our foreign players signs up with twitter? I just worry that they won't 'get' the mong brigade and think we're all fucking like that.

Check this avatar out man, Christ. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/images/useravatar/avatar6335_9.gif http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=12279520&postcount=165

Sess is good like, seems more of a playmaker than Ben Arfa and he's probably a lot more 'diciplined' (I havn't seen a great deal of him though), he has that Ben Arfa-esq directness and skill about him too. It's not at all ludicrous to compare the 2, especialy considering they have the argument that Ben Arfa hasn't played that much, it is ludicrous to suggest without doubt that Sess is a better player though, absolute fucking madness. He's peaked at Sunderland, he isn't going to get any better, you cannot say the same for Ben Arfa here.

Those are the odds, but don't calculate the return. If you want the overall return (but displayed fractionally), add 1, so in the previous case you'd have 109/32. Ah right, cheers Probably easier that way

Aye, that's the smart option like.

That isn't how accumilators work though, is it? Your bet accumulates with each selection, hence: £50 on 1/2 & 3/4 will = £50 + (£50 * 1/2) = £75 £75 + (£75 * 3/4) = fuck nars fuck nars = your return This makes no sense to me either.