Hanshithispantz

What I was thinking.

Rights. Score 1 more if you like mind

GET THE FUCK IN

As it stands Chelsea are a bunch of fucking dicks

Ah thanks Chelsea, hope they fucking go out now

Madrid want to piss off like As it stands i'm saved by my AHC

Those Chelsea fans were utterly disgusting like

It was all about the Apoel +3

Taking the fucking piss Chelsea now

NOT ME!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA Just need Chelsea to stop missing open goals and that to keep my current decent run going.

Why would you "hate foreigners"? "Ahhhh man I hate aaaal them foreigners, they're just git... foreign and that, it makes is fucking sick. That Sessegnon is alright like"

Andy Townsendsacunt

That Moe Szyslak comment was spot on like

Torres is awful man

Kalou doesn't really seem to understand the basic fundamentals of heading a ball

Good god

Torres' dicision making is really poor like

I wish they would piss off before they start losing me money like

Start up some trend like that #TittyTuesday shit the slags do to gain some popularity. #TightyWhiteyWednesday or something. Here's a site that will provide some material: http://www.undiesboyssoccer.blogspot.co.uk/

Benfica think they're us. They aren't.

I know this may come as a bit of a shock to you, but Ronaldo has scored for Real Madrid.

Fair point with the pace and skill of their wingers, Santon isn't exactly the most disciplined of fullbacks either.

Tweeting the thread to Stan Collymore might work like

Someone eventualy pulled them up on it only to be shot down for "pulling the race card out" I'm all for a bit of racial banter like, but the're just a bunch of fucking morons.

Also: Seriously man, they're fucking mingin'