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Aye, my wild guess is that Hatem refuses to put any sort of effort in physical training. We've heard how little Shane has to beef up and in fairness Ben Arfa's frame isn't much bigger. There's nothing wrong with Ben Arfa's strengh

Is Colocho going to be in the coffin?

Nah He's mentioned him the last 6 games or something

They're fucking class like

A mound of mackems

We really do have a poor selection of players like.

Seriously though, Fuck... The... Mags. It's borderline genius. First you take the infamous curse word Fuck, and then to specify exactly what they are saying 'Fuck' to, they added the words The and Mags. If there wasn't too much brain fuckery on show already, the clever little swines THEN went and abbreviated the whole insult to FTM. The mind is a beautiful place.

9-1, Scum, Dirty Mags, Fat Jawdees & FTM are all really really witty insults though to be fair to them, regardless of how long they've been in use. In comparison Cheesy chips is just sooooo lacking in wit and humour. FTM

Kinky John Fowler

We've won our last 4 at home.

"Sans C Row" is inspired

Didn't they shine massive lights from the ground into the sky for a while when it was first built? Or have I just made that up?

Instead of typing on here, Bob, why are you not knocking on people doors raising money for Syria?

Tape a roll of wall paper to the wall and spray over it?

Christ, what a whinge! It looks tacky as fuck man. I appreciate the sentiment like, but if you're going to 'vandalise' the walls of SJP atleast try and make it pleasant on the eye.

I wish anyone choosing to spray paint St James' Park back on the wall would use a fucking stencil like.

We're not a better team with Obertan in ahead of Ben Arfa man

Argentedia.

Spoilt little tarts

An excellent retort if ever i'd seen one.

The biggest game of our season so far, what else do you want?

Fucking brilliant

I'll have a play around, no doubt i've just discovered a new way to lose my money though so i'll thank you beforehand

Took me way to long to get that man, Neil And cheers Wormy, you just betting results or scores?