Wonder if the story will appear on rtg
"we wuz driving down the A1 when a mag taunted us then crashed, we stopped to help then 1 milllion mags climbed out the car, but we fought them off and they fled. Then a cleethorpes united fan pulled over, said he came in peace and we were a massive club and wud rise again, we then went back onto the bus and continued wanking off to pictures of nigel farage"