Scoot

Some people just spout bollocks when it comes to NUFC don't they? 1 signing and we think we're winning the League? Yeah, that's exactly what we all think Ronald.

Well that just depends on which paper or journalist you believe. One says 48 hours the other says Sunday. Doesn't mean to say Charnley or anyone at NUFC have set either of those deadlines.

We could sign a load of good players this summer but if this useless sack of shit is still playing at the heart of our defence, we have got no chance. Worst defender I have ever seen play for Newcastle and that includes all the usual suspects - Boumsong, Bramble etc etc...

So why get shockingly bad photoshopped photos and pose with it in the sun?

Yep, that's us out.

That picture is the fakest thing I've ever seen. What's with the help huge beer bottle next to the kid?

Like who?

Good if true. Can't be fucking about with this guy. Fair enough he might be good but who the fuck does his father/family/agent think he is pissing us about. Make a decision FFS. Or see ya's later!

Thread has gone flat as fuck!

They ruined our season one year!

13 - 16 or 15 - 27 Erm Ner Although I don't condone either. 13 - 16 or 15 - 27 Erm Ner Although I don't condone either. Plus he's Muslim. They fuck at any age.

Mackems already claiming this is the same as Johnson shagging a kid.

Wonder how long ago this video is from.

Gotta be Janmaat! At least he looks like he cares when he plays.

Aye, love the stories they make up about us all thinking he's the next Pele and all that. mackem logic - don't let good old facts get in the way of a good "mag bashing". If it sounds good and paints NUFC and their fans in a bad light, it's automatically a fact. Also, gotta love the way he goes from world beater when they are linked with him to "he can't be that good if he signs for the mags". As if that rule doesn't apply if they had signed him.

Seems this one isn't as close as some media outlets would have us believe then?

Thank God!!!

He should be. Canny little player but obviously Pardew didn't like him as he was a flare player. The same way he didn't like Ben Arfa.

My god!

On route to the training ground probably. With a taxi on standby in case he needs to get to the ground quick.

£14.5M according to "Sky Sources"

Someone get to the training ground and get some pictures. We need someone at the ground too...

It'll be the usual load of bollocks anyway. We'll all just end up more pissed off having read it so maybe it's a good thing they havn't released the minutes yet.

He's not that good.

How long until the thread ends with Everton signing him?