Scoot

Divvy!

Joke of a paper

Yep. We just need to monitor some new players. Rumour has it that we are doing just that. Only a rumour mind...

Sell to buy, same old same old.

That's an article softening us up for no new defenders this summer if I've ever seen one. It's actually laughable that the club are even thinking like that.

They make a big song and dance about everything.

I now hope he doesn't sign!

Another day, another story on Austin. Yawwwwnnnn!!!

It's all go at St James' Park this summer isn't it. Contracts getting signed all over the place.

I gotchu, boo. http://i.imgur.com/O2HaO2N.jpg Woah!

If he goes we'll hopefully sign 2 strikers. If he stays, nee chance of us getting 2 strikers. It'll be one.

That attempted save was that bad I'd be looking into match fixing if I was UEFA.

What a fucken boring game!

Exactly. By a fucking mile as well.

Some belters in here I have to say.

Things are really hotting up I see.

That was the future of English football I seen tonight?

Do you's all not meet up prior to these meetings so you can co-ordinate your line of questioning better? You'd think they would wouldn't you, so they're not all asking the same questions.

Who said two weeks ago the Austin deal was done tbf Exactly. None of them know fuck all.

Pretty sure their answer to that was a slightly more polite 'f*** off he doesnt charge interest so its fine' than what you said Yeah, I remember that bollocks.

Whatever question is asked, they just fucken lie about it anyway. Such as the Sports Direct advertising around the stadium. Saying it's just there to show other potential customers who want to advertise in and around the stadium. So they're telling us nobody wants to advertise in our stadium? A premier league club and no one wants to advertise in a ground which gets beamed around the world every other week? No other club in the premier league has this problem. Liars!

Would love him back here but it just isn't going to happen.

Nothing I didn't expect. Same old shite, different summer...