Scoot

Imagine walking along in a shopping centre or somewhere similar and just randomly yelling "toon toon" at the top of your voice. Happens all the time!

They'd love this... https://www.geordietimes.com/2012/10/nufc-v-safcaverage-gates1893-to-2012.html?m=1

Pause and reflect as If they haven't prepared for the transfer window at all and need to pause and then reflect on things? Shut up Luke you vomit inducing twat!

They live in a constant state of fewm! It must be exhausting being that bothered by your local rivals all the time.

Proper North Korea crack how they just don't allow any other viewpoints that differ from their own depite their own viewpoint generally being made up bullshit.

We have to explore all avenues to expand and stay where we are. If we do that and we find out we can't really expand much more than we already have and this starts to limit us as a club going forward I think it's inevitable we'll start looking at moving to a new stadium so I chose option 2. I obviously don't want to move but like I say, if not being able to expand significantly is capping our growth, we'll definitely look to move. Its unfortunate but its modern football.

He's nailed it to be honest. In typical RTG fashion, he's hit the nail on the head. That's exactly the reason there's mag tops all over sun'lin.

Can I ask why?

Well I heard he was a massive lads fan with a season ticket up until 1992 and then Keegan came in to us and he switched to being a mag. Just what I heard mind, but it would make sense as that's what everyone did back in 92.

Taking too long. Quite obvious he wants to stay at Milan. Time to look elsewhere...

Aye same. Some of the songs people make up are beyond cringe.

Comfort blankets out!

Compared to 2 years ago when it was Hayden and Shelvey or Shelvey and Hendrick or Hayden and Hendrick.

It's Ashworth!

Yeah sorry, I see it now. I'm not sure how I missed it.

You sure that's the right page?

She's nearly as good looking as Bruno!

Great news this. The calibre if player we're going for.

I still refuse to watch any!

Covering all bases there I see. Move could accelerate but it might not be easy!

It'll be euros not pounds I'd imagine the Italian press are talking in.

Is there a football player on earth who Chelsea aren't apparently interested in?

Ahhh some solid transfer news/rumours! Would be delighted with Tonali and Maddison.