Toon Hoser

You must go!

A crew is going to have to detach that chair and carry him out.

Game Over. Cue Wenger-Fawlty meltdown.

Arsenal so depleted its shocking.

WOOOOOOO!!!

Spurs comfortably bottom table. Modric will be going mental this week.

Commentary by Wearside today.

Leon Best, you Smooth Criminal.

KRUUUUUL!

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/donkeykong/donkeykong.jpg It's the hair!

If they'd only listened to him sooner!

Daffy goal!

I still can't figure out which cartoon character Bale reminds me of.

Sweet goal by Dzeko.

Everytime he says "put the ball in the box" I LOL.

Problem, Geordies?

"Put a low one in, put a high one in, there's nothing happening in the box right now." That's what his wife said last night.

Schwarzer's top is so tight he looks like one of those "Green Man" fans who appear in stadiums.

It has already been said, but good gracious this commentary is clueless.

Saylor clobbered Tiote.

Those Man City away kits are pretty lush.

These shite starts are becoming a bad habit. Commentators mocking Fulham's kit. "Worst of the season so far."

This weekend's opening matches scrapped. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/aug/26/serie-a-strike-players-delayed

Torino 11-12 http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6498/torinokit201112.jpg I have always liked the home kits with that shade of deep burgundy. Great badge too. It's a shame that this club remains mired in Serie B.

Howay!