Toon Hoser

KRULLLLLLLLL!

LET'S DO THIS!

I know a fellow who has been a lifelong Chelsea fan for... almost five years now. Seriously tho, let us crush these fools 3-0 or summat.

Sinisa Mihajlovic is available.

They'll land Mourhino, surely?

Ciao Mihajlovic. New Fiorentina boss will be Delio Rossi (formerly of Lazio & Palermo).

Twitter is bubbling with talk of Sinisa Mihajlovic getting the sack at Fiorentina.

New Spain kit, rolling out at Wembley on Saturday: http://footballfashion.org/wordpress/2011/11/04/spain-adidas-euro-2012-home-jersey-camiseta/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook

Kind of pulling for Udinese this year.

Bit harsh, like.

Venky's OUT!

Vive les Geordieais!

Napoli - Udinese just kicked off, in case anyone cares!

Juve totally bossing Fiorentina in the first half. 1-0, could should be even more.

Juve - Fiorentina kicking off later tonight. Hope it's a good un.

Hordes of "lifelong" City fans about to start springing up.

Balotelli burns down his entire street tonight.

Man U raped.

Waheh Citeh!

Balotelli's house set on fire as he shoots fireworks from window. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/22/mario-balotelli-house-fire-fireworks Hope the chicken hat survived.

Otelul Galati's home kit is pretty mind-blowing, in an Oh-My-God-All-That-Needs-Is-A-Sports-Direct.com-Logo-In-The-Centre kind of way. http://www.otelul-galati.ro/magazin-online/Articole-adulti/1/Tricou-oficial-de-joc/10

We just like to be noticed once in a while, then shy away from the attention.

LAST MINUTE LAZIO!!

Wild finish. STILL UNDEFEATED.

Mother of god