Toon Hoser

You can feel a goal coming.

That dwarf wasn't blasted hard enough, still standing.

Who brings an EU flag to a match?

2nd half just picked up at random.

She's just doin some freestyle rap, no music.

This ethnic dancing is so bad, and yet I cannot look away.

HOWAY LENINGRAD!

SE! LA! PERDIOOOOOOOO!

Those bald men standing up are going to be the next great meme.

Too much passing, someone should shoot. [/arsene wenger watching at home]

This camera is abysmal. We could be watching FC Leningrad vs. Uzbek United, and would anyone really know?

We need some Univision commentary here. A L'ORAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

It's proper satire.

Stephen Ireland joins in.

Online comments are already crackers!

So is Orlando City the equivalent to a team in the Championship?

Barton quoting Nietzsche today.

Maybe that's their 3rd shirt?

Yeah, what was that at the end? Fisticuffs! Univision quickly cut away.

Paraguay 5-3.

Penalties.

0-0 Final Tiempo Regular.

So, is Paraguay going to win this, or does the Venezuela Miracle continue?

That's brutal man.

Meh.