Toon Hoser

It's hard to tell because the spanish commentary is goddam electrifying, but is this game more boring or was Croatia-Portugal more boring?

Is it golden gol or do they play the full time?

Nasty.

Arsenal penalty takers.

The Ed Hochuli of Euro football? Nah, this ref is actually good. The way he's stuffed his sleeves to look bulkier reminded me of Hochuli.

The Ed Hochuli of Euro football?

Luck of!

Plucky win by Eire would be alright.

WEW.

That countdown.

They look more suitable for an African bowling league.

Entertaining gols by Chile. My neighbour will be rocking.

Those African shirts are horrible. Puma, what a surprise.

Spanish commentary is exhausting. Feels like the score is 7-5.

US anthem is SEX. There I said it.

Argie anthem is a bit all over the place.

Roosevelt.

It was pointed out that this game is available in Toronto on something called Univision, for free! Thanks to my fantastic Chilean neighbour for the tip. Lege! Pregame hype on now. Looks like the Argies are already off to a roaring lead in the hotties category. America countering with bearded young men in body paint and eagle heads.

Come on!

Can't stop laughing.

Game is on Pay Per View here. GOODNIGHT AMERICA.

Come on!

Could very well be some pushing and shoving after this one.

http://s33.postimg.org/yummz5czz/American_Flag_laugh.gif