Toon Hoser

Shock result for Madagascar.

The heat hasn't killed anyone, so there's that.

Hopefully Serie A will be interesting next season. EDIT: Jesus, Mike.

OH YEAH. Egypt hosts, 21 June to 19 July. GROUP A Egypt DR Congo Uganda Zimbabwe GROUP B Nigeria Guinea Madagascar Burundi GROUP C Senegal Algeria Kenya Tanzania GROUP D Morocco Cote d'Ivoire South Africa Namibia GROUP E Tunisia Mali Mauritania Angola GROUP F Cameroon Ghana Benin Guinea-Bissau

Boring.

The Arsenal shirts are both lush.

Was his name Sheikh 'n' Stevens? Sheikh Yerbouti.

I'm fine with this.

Enough time to track down something appropriate to uncork. Is there any alcohol that comes from there?

7 straight defeats at Wembo.

If he leaves Wembley alive.

MLS 2019 shirts: https://www.sbnation.com/buy-stuff/2019/2/22/18230023/mls-new-kits-2019-fanatics A red t-shirt for TFC.

Can't think of what else that pattern could be. Home shirt is just a reverse of Juventus' big stripes. The stacked badges look terrible.

Brasil hosts Copa America 2019.

He's an amusing heel, but was doomed to fail at Man U. Was never a good fit there.

The Paraguayan:

Nice tribute. I always wonder if the Generic FC shirts are plain blue or plain red.

Another grim season of grimness. Huzzah.

Their run of shirts with Puma has been ugly as hell.

We can’t have nice things.

Just got in and saw the score. It’s early and all, but it would have to be a high point of the season if we ended Mourinho.

Who throws a cabbage?