Toon Hoser

Feel sorry for the folks who brought the brand new shirt with NOLAN 4. I'd like to see Joey Barton go into a total psychotic rage, leap into the sky, and fly circles around the Earth at such incalculable speed that the planet halts its rotation and begins to move backwards -- and time moves backwards along with it to a point several days before this one. Then for Barton to find Ashley and encase him in quartz. Then bury him in a desert in north Africa. Without a single hair going out of place.

Brentford away: http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/2282/brentford1112pumaawayfo.jpg

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/2908/mancity1112homeleaked1.jpg

Nice shirt, horrendous sponsor.

"Olympique Newcastle"

It's available on their online "boutique": http://boutique.om.net/om_en_C-2-2010-2011-kits/

Wheel! Of! Fortune!

That's what it's come down to these days. I like the 3rd kit, will definitely buy. I wear football shirts to the pub. Here in the middle of the hockey universe, football shirts lend an exotic Euro air to the wearer, especially something truly exotic like a NUFC shirt, not the usual Man U red or Chelsea blue. Chelsea, FFS Chelsea! And that's how I saved Christmas.

Pulled over at a local orphanage en route, had a quick kick round with some of the little gaffers, met with nuns and blessed them. Back in the car now.

If we got Berbatov, it would convince me to buy one of the new shirts. ARE YOU READING THIS ASHLEY?!

Correct: Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Am truly grateful and humbled as I thought Nolan, Tiote, Enrique and Collocini were all outstanding and more deserving of the award than me

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton Just heard the Newcastle fans have voted me there player of the year! Thanks am truly honoured. Toon army

According to Umbro's press release: "The bold white of the Sunderland away shirt continues from the chest straight across the sleeves to maintain an unbroken bar, maintaining a stylistic highlight necessitated by the fact that Sunderland players so seldom raise their arms to celebrate a score."

Reminds me of this dazzler from 1995: http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2885/arsenal95away.jpg

Those new shirts are suddenly looking better.

Spurs bury Brum!

Wild day, utterly feral.

Michael Owen what a ****.

Brutal, just fucking brutal.

TANGERINES!

I wish both could go down.

Blackburn's third goal was bril.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/374/boomz.jpg

This. I throw on an Olympique Marseille shirt and instantly become 75% more mysterious and euro-sexy and no longer your run-of-the-mill fat basturd local lad with a big physique. Especially when mixed with some euro-douche Pumas or such, the exoticism is rampant like.