Toon Hoser

Following on the "foreign fans" theme... If I travel to the UK and I happen to be in London when NUFC is in town, can I not just buy a match ticket at the park on match day? ...or have I just exposed my ignorance for all to see? I've never been to a match in the UK. Any guidance / pointers / brutal sarcasm would be welcome.

What's Southampton when it's at home? This: http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8281/southamptonr.jpg

Here we go.

Violence.

Surprised the Peruvians didn't start flicking butane lighters in the ref's face there.

2-0 Uruguay. As foretold in ancient Inca prophecy.

Gol.

Peru's keeper played well against Columbia.

Forgot this was happening tonight. Missed the first 30 mins.

Check out the size of those... FILA patches.

Holloway's Tangerine Seasiders have hooked up with FILA. http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6504/blackpool1112filahomeaw.jpg http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6504/blackpool1112filahomeaw.jpg

"So, Mr... ah... AM-BEE-OH-BEE, what do you think of--" *BLINDSIDED AND DESTROYED BY TIOTE*

"So, Mr... ah... CO-LO-SEE-NEE, I understand you have just been made the Newcastle captain. Do you hope someday to also lead Team Italy in the World Cup?"

"So Mr... ah... Parrr-DOO, can you tell us why British people insist on calling it 'football' and not 'soccer' like the rest of us?"

Mine arrived today.

Should be an interesting match. ...especially after the pitch invasion.

Philadelphia Union isn't. It's a delightful, regal, magnificent, beautiful, historic and f***ing mint name. Then you see the sponsor badge. It's pronounced BEEMBO okay! Anyway, I got last seasons kit, w/out sponsor. Ultimately, who gives a f*** what sponsor is on your shirt, what matters is getting results. Big results. Results like winning 6-2 away from home. Aye, and anyway, Philadelphia Union is one of the names that isn't s***. WHERE IS MY BITE!? BITE YOU SHITFACE, BITE.

Philadelphia Union isn't. It's a delightful, regal, magnificent, beautiful, historic and f***ing mint name. Then you see the sponsor badge. It's pronounced BEEMBO okay! Anyway, I got last seasons kit, w/out sponsor. Ultimately, who gives a f*** what sponsor is on your shirt, what matters is getting results. Big results. Results like winning 6-2 away from home. Aye, and anyway, Philadelphia Union is one of the names that isn't shit.

Philadelphia Union isn't. It's a delightful, regal, magnificent, beautiful, historic and f***ing mint name. Then you see the sponsor badge.

Most MLS names are shit.

It's 31 Celsius in Chicago today. Still...

This builds NUFC's gangland street cred. Fear the Magpies, we are coming to your 'hood!* *UK inclusive.

Take off eh!