Taraabt's been voted championship player of the year. Anyone reckon he'd be worth a punt? Got a bit of a shitty attitude I hear, but fuck it, that's basically a prerequisite to sign for us these days anyway.
Someone run in the stadium and shout "It's bath night". The match will no doubt be abandoned in the chaos as mackem and scouser alike flee for their lives.
stoke spotted something they didn't like but hes been excellent for wham
Footballing ability?
He's not 8 foot 3, 35 stone of pure muscle and he can spell his own name.