Revolution Number 9

To be fair though, we don't need a striker that may come good in a couple of years, we need one that can make an appreciable difference now and at the moment, Ranger sadly isn't it

I would.

Tbh, if he was saying shite like that to Carroll I have to wonder what he's been saying to some of our other top performers.

So from what I hear just about everyone's new strikers scored?

brilliant

Pardew at least needs to tell him that giving that interview was a fucking stupid move on his behalf like.

SKY GRAMMAR ERROR

Really got interested in England when they used to tour the country but now that it's back to 'every game at the other end of the country' I've gotten a bit disillusioned with the whole thing tbh.

What a fucking cock.

I'm actually an optimist, I've just heard us linked with Skjelbred so many times it's getting hilarious. Hence why I've always maintained we should go in for him If it helps, I'll utter the immortal phrase... He's fucking class on Football Manager

Meh, everyone's a cynic. What happened to that Daniel Guiza that topped the la liga scoring records with Mallorca? He still any good?

Per Ciljan Skjelbred. Always maintained that we should get worselves in for him.

Nah, it's too easy for him to turn around and blame Ashley and Llambias man, the Judas c*** has made his bed and now he's got to lie in it.

I don't feel like a winner at the moment tbh.

eh?

Ben Arfa upfront.

We've been totally shafted

Can't believe this is happening.

I can't believe we're being rejected for our own rejects man

He's not even a bastard striker.

Oh my fucking god.

I'd spend a bit of cash on him but not above £4m tbh.