Revolution Number 9

Fucking hell, I'm sure he just blew the whistle and didn't yellow card someone you know.

If we get any points out of this it'll be the luckiest fucking game ever

Was 100% sure he was gonna send him off there like. Thank fuck.

Colo could make a fart look classy tbh.

Fucks sake, should have guessed they'd pull something like that.

Barry can't keep up with their level on the attack IMO.

Here comes the cunt.

I can't even be angry about that nutmeg beautifully done.

Christ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Bullshit.

Phew...

Dirty cunt!

Meh, we've gone a few decades without a major trophy of any kind, we can wait a bit longer. Bring on the champions league, baby.

So they're saying the £49m loss is from a set of stadium designs that weren't even built? That must be some canny expensive paper they drew those fuckers on

was he back on the bench??? i thought he was out cold and taken to the ambulance He was, then he woke up and decided he'd rather be back watching the game. There's now a big ambulance-sized crater in the ground outside SJP. That's impressive, given that the game was at Stamford bridge I know. He threw it.

Pretty crazy when you think of it like that. Then again, Barcelona don't have James Perch.

was he back on the bench??? i thought he was out cold and taken to the ambulance He was, then he woke up and decided he'd rather be back watching the game. There's now a big ambulance-sized crater in the ground outside SJP.

Fuck knows how they managed to count the money together properly though.

Aye, well take away all the brain cells he's accumulated over the course of his life and... ah, nevermind.

I'll never get bored of that. It's definitely, as of now, the most realistic recorded human impression of a missile launch going arse over tit.

Not even bothering to hide mine tbh.

Christ on a bike with no handlebars or even a fucking seat. I can't believe that shit even happened. It'll hit in the morning in the middle of my weetos and I'll start jumping round the room like a fucking loony.

Fucking eat that you cretinous little official