Revolution Number 9

I'm starting to wonder how the fuck we managed to do anything during that period when Hatem was injured tbh

Get in!

We've had a dull start, yes, but there's still plenty of the game left to go to pull ourselves together.

Forgot Obertan. Easily done. I wish.

I didn't realise the first half was only 8 minutes long.

Clearly proves it was a major trophy

It's like the more pessimistic they get, the more harm gets wished upon them. Like RAWK if it was enforced with threats of violence.

Seems a perfectly legit worry, worrying where they would be without a few goals from Fletcher, then somone says they hope petrol get thrown through the lads letter box and his wheel chair melts. Classy! And the guy is apparently a teacher Can just imagine his classes. "Bob, you got question 3a wrong. I hope someone bombs your home with a nuclear device and you survive with extra limbs you little shit."

If he's really causing a load of bother then ideally we could sell him and bring in a striker () who is more suited to playing up top with Cisse.

And we all know Sunderland only even get that far up the running order because of the BBC's hard on for Liverpool.

Clearly Liverpool are doing a bit of zonal marking on the Marty party zone.

Marty party zone

Got to the point where I was desperate for the players to keep it in rather than play for a corner.

That's it then. How disappointing.

Tossers arguing with the ref to run the clock down.

Cos everything we have put in has been readable as f***. I know, but still, how dare he be competent on top of it all.

Every fucking thing we've put into the box that cunt Guzan's caught.

Imagine what it would be like if we took a dangerous set piece

Corner off the face from 50 yards. Only Ben Arfa could manage that like.

Everton all over again! What a strike!

We should be steamrolling a team of this quality, utterly underwhelming. Something desperately needs to change at HT.

Urgh, disgusting.

Didn't realise they were in a labour constituency. ...I'll be going now.

I predict a 2-0 win for us, Cabaye and Cisse to score them and Ben Arfa to do his usual thing and pretty much terrorise them the entire game.

Does anyone else sometimes feel like the entire league has pretty much collectively forgotten where we finished last season? It's like they've all completely written us off. Gone with 5th personally, Arsenal will probably be better than us if their new signings gel nicely but I think Liverpool and Spurs have both weakened and could pretty much collapse under their respective managers this season. Everton look good and might be in the mixer but I think we've got as good a chance as any tbh.