Revolution Number 9

Class

Oh fuck off. How typical is this.

And he's epileptic remember. Easy to forget that little detail

Spot on!

I reckon it's just a mix of being extremely gullible, extremely desperate and really thick, tbh.

I would feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a hyowge sex pest, aye

Think Morissey missed a trick with the How Soon Is Now lyrics like.

That's why he's tweeting 'thanks for the text hun xxxx' etc to Beverley Knight man, the fucking gonk put his number on twitter and people have been texting him pretending to be celebrities.

eh? Thought it was pretty self explanatory, that's his number. Someone text him and tell him they're Holly Valance.

it could be worse if Ashley was the banker Noel puts down the phone... "He says he'll let you give him £200."

Nah, no way. If Shola was the banker they'd never get offered more than £20, that being the point when he runs out of digits.

Genuinely think we'll be better off if Raylor gets injured, as that's the only way Ferguson or Kadar (if he's fit ofc) could get a look in while Santon's out.

One thread one subject, much better system IMO.

Pretty much this. Had a quick read up, could just be a small tear and not require surgery, would still swell up if that's the case. Fingers crossed it just swelled a little bit and it's precautionary, from the quotes ('Santon's knee looked a little bit unhealthy after training), it sounded like he completed the training session, and then it swelled up after. Would hazard a guess that a larger tear would stop him from continuing? Perhaps it wasn't that bad #overlyoptimistic I'm hoping this is the case. Well the part of the meniscus that was torn has already been removed :http://www.inter.it/aas/news/reader?N=33636&L=en Therefore part of the shock absorbancy in his knee is no longer there, so will be vulnerable to occasionally swell up when his muscles havent been tuned up properly i.e. not having played much football Aha! Pardews fault for not playing him against QPR then. Pardew out!

They certainly do win and lose games like.

I think 'maybe the injury won't be that bad' and then I remember what team I support. Might send him a 'get well in 2013' card now and get it out of the way.

This is all a big wind up, right? It has to be?

If anyone ever needed evidence that Goal didn't know what they were talking about... http://www.goal.com/en/people/england/3063/alan-smith

Aye I thought Kadar was a centre back/left back at a push.

We gunna win tha leeg

Was wondering why I'd never seen an advert for bathtubs on there...

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=627465 That must make for scary reading for them. The parallels are uncanny.

Then why didn't he realise where we went wrong DURING the game?

I say it 'Daveed' like.