Revolution Number 9

He's no Craig Gardner, man. Gardner 1-0 Cabaye. Is Gardner better than Cabaye yes or no? Gardner will score more goals than Cabaye. Goals win football games. I would say Cabaye's looked a more dangerous goal threat so far tbh bar one deflection. And in any case, Cabaye has a lot more to offer than just goals, he'll create more than Gardner scores.

He's no Craig Gardner, man. Gardner 1-0 Cabaye. Shola Ameobi 12 - 0 SAFC.

We shouldn't have Raylor at left back for any longer than we need to.

Can't argue with his record and his overall play isn't bad either

Soz Bruce Banner.

Playing alright in one game doesn't mean he's suddenly a good striker though. He's still our second-worst option up front (ahead of Lovenkrands).

Was wondering when someone was going to make that poster.

I know it doesn't say much but the co-commentator (Alan Smith was it?) said he was Liverpool's best player. I only saw the second half but from what I saw it looked like he got caught a couple of times high up trying to do everything himself. Sounds like the bad games we used to have, minus Jonas.

You can even see the imprint of the old letters behind it

What odds can you get on Fernando Torres jumping off a bridge tonight?

I mean, how the fuck has he managed that!?

My fucking god!

Evra channeling the essence of Boris Johnson.

He did a Terry.

About fucking time he got one

4-0 up and they're still leaving early.

Minutes silence at Anfield for this defeat then.

He's like a walking oxfam advert. He just looks completely emaciated.

I think Huth should have been sent off about 3 times in this game so far tbh

The cockiness will be back in full flow after today man.

Sunderland winning 4-0

Unlucky deflection there. 3-0, Gardner.