Revolution Number 9

The Sunderland-Stoke game is win-win for us as far as I'm concerned like.

I honestly think he could volley an orgasm into a virgin from 50 yards.

Holy shit

Had he been up against just about any other fucking keeper on the planet he'd have a goal to his name. Shay

Very happy with the performance

Wenger will blame the ref.

Depends which Ferguson. If it's Darren then noooooo.

Should have put Ferguson on the bench instead of Lovenkrands tbh.

Am I right in thinking Blackburn have had 3 shots on target and scored 4 goals?

Louis Saha's having a breakdown. http://twitter.com/#!/louissaha08

Bloody hell

Despite all the signings it seems Arsenal haven't changed a bit.

Were these cunts singing some shit copy of the blaydon races?

Oh dear

In fact, I don't know why they're bothering with this whole bothersome 'season' malarkey, they may as well just save time and hand us all the trophies now.

He also asked Jessie J if he could lose his virginity with her at 35. I think it's too genuine-looking and thorough to be a wind up tbh.

I'm looking back through his timeline for some more gems man. It's outstanding Look at this little exchange:

Shit, I thought Martyn was only trying to be mates with Boy George when he was constantly tweeting him but look at this!

He really didn't though, he just bought a load of players and hoped for the best. They've got no left sided players at all have they? That's as unbalanced as it gets.

He's started acclimatising then.

It's no surprise really with the fans all turning on him. If they lose against Stoke he's gone IMO, the Mackems hate them almost as much as they hate us.

He seemed about 80. Must have been the slowest player in the history of the game.

All that fuss about signing him n all.

Remember when people thought he was good?