Revolution Number 9

I know some tosser on Twitter (what a massive mug I am for even posting this) I know who he is. ITK as fuck!

Couldn't see it happening tbh but we'll see.

I think we'll sign Skjelbred

I think we'll sign 'We tried' on a free.

Get in.

If Best or Ba get injured we're playing Lovenkrands. How does that in any way not constitute a need for a striker?

Seriously? I really believe there's an element of frustration with everybody who just believe anybody would be an improvement on the forwards we have. I don't get the obsession with going for these winger forwards like Maiga, Ba, and Ruiz, I think they'd find it frustrating playing in our team in the Premier League where they don't have the space they do in their respective leagues. I've seen better forwards than Gameiro come to the Premier League and do shitter than expected. Maybe in our home games when we had players like Nolan getting forward they might have flourished. But good luck in this team. Sturridge is the only player we were linked with who would have really pushed us forward. Considering we're likely to start Peter Lovenkrands quite often this season that isn't really hard to believe.

Are you on drugs?

"I like wars"

Twisted his stomach, has he? That would take a while...

When was the last time we ever played 90 mph stuff

Howay man, it's obviously just him getting free advertising, on international telly as well. Advertising space like that should really cost a fortune but he's getting it for nowt, it's the same kind of philosophy he applies to running the club, if there's an opportunity to get it cheap then take it.

Think you Maya ve been trying a bit too hard there.

Went into the january window needing a striker to partner carroll. Left the window without carroll. 8 months on Lovenkrants and Shola one of the first names on the squad-sheet. Dunno where you came from but I wish you'd f*** off back there. Newcastle supporters are perfectly entitled to be critical of their club players etc, but you smell of mackem or something else. Your recent arrival and attempted subtle digs are so blatantly p*ss taking. Bit over the top, really.

We didn't want to splash out on a drawing board, it's an etch a sketch now.

On Ashley's New Year Resolution list, along with getting down to 13 stone. Think it was on that 'our aim is to finish 10th or above every season' thing. Not sure though, might just be talking out of my arse.

I thought I read somewhere that part of their aim was to have us running self sufficiently at a £10m profit each season in a few years?

Firefox was having none of their antics.

Don't think he will unless he gets a very good offer.

The fans should all turn up to matches with banners advertising JJB.

Pardew just misheard. All the money would be invested in new signage.